the engine, a battered old Land Rover puttered past, turned right and headed up the Glebe Brae. âThatâs our men,â said Grant. He waited for a few moments then followed.
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âGreat idea, gentlemen,â said Bertie from the back of Geordieâs Land Rover. âWe donât get to see much of the countryside.â
âI daresay it jeest flies past in a flash â and a bang,â said Hamish who was sitting in the back with the pilot.
âWe can take the top off one of these.â Bertie fished around the inside pocket of his raincoat and produced a lemonade bottle.
âIs that what I think it is?â
ââThe clearrr schtuffâ, as you call it,â replied Bertie, adopting a Scottish accent. âIâve grown quite fond of it. Blows your cares away, eh, Ralph?â
âIt does, indeed,â replied his fellow pilot. He was squeezed in between Hoynes and Geordie, who was gripping the large steering wheel and squinting through the windscreen at the heavy rain. âReminds me a bit of that scrumpy we used to get in Somerset. You know, with the bits floating at the bottom. A couple of those and you were set for the evening, and no mistake.â
âOch, but itâs fine you like a drink or two. The price of whisky in that Douglas Arms â damn near daylight robbery,â said Hoynes. âOnce weâve got tae the bothy weâll make a right good night oâ it. Weâve a few bottles of our own.â
âHear, hear,â said Bertie. âTime for a bit of a song, I reckon.â He cleared his throat then launched into âOne man went to mow, went to mow a meadowâ. Everyone joined in, apart from Geordie, who shook his head and concentrated on the wet road.
âThatâs not oor Geordieâs Land Rover,â said Beth. âHeâs got a crack in his rear light, and thereâs no sign oâ anything like that. Anyway, itâs too new.â
âMaybe he got it fixed,â suggested Maggie.
âNo, nor fixed. Weâre following the wrong folk!â
âBut theyâre going the right way, Beth,â said Marjorie. âSurely thatâs a good sign.â
âTheyâll be accomplices, Mother. You better stay back a bit, Beth. Youâll just make them suspicious. I tell you, this is getting murkier and murkier by the minute.â
As the rain got heavier, and the wind gusted to gale force, the three-vehicle convoy travelled on. About seven miles outside Kinloch, Geordie turned his vehicle onto a single track road marked âGlen Brackieâ. The engine strained as it took the steep hill.
âHeading well into the hinterland, are we not?â said Ralph, taking the bottle from his lips.
âItâll be well worth the wait, youâll see,â said Hoynes, a broad grin spread across his flushed face. âOch, Iâm fair enjoying oor wee jaunt, right enough.â He took a swig of whisky from the bottle in his hand. âWhoot song will we murder noo?â
âWid you mind noâ murdering anything,â replied Geordie. âIâve tae keep my wits aboot me. This roadâs mair like a burn.â
Steep hills rose on either side of them, shimmering in the sheets of rain pushed along by the wailing wind. The sky was a dark grey, and seemed to hang over the landscape in heavy curtains.
âYou wouldna think it wiz July,â said Hamish. âIt reminds me oâ a story my faither used tae tell me when I was a boy.â
âIs it the one aboot the Raglin shepherd and his horse?â asked Hoynes, his voice slurring. âIf so, I know it off by heart.â
âWe donât, though,â piped up Bertie. âCome on, Hamish. Itâll break up the journey. The speed weâre going weâll be lucky to get where weâre going by Christmas.â
âIâm goinâ as fast as these conditions will allow. If youâll note,