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how do I know this girl is going to get an abortion with it?”
    “I’m not a total idiot.”
    “That’s up for debate.” He lowered his eyes at me and guzzled his beer down.
    “That’s cold. I’m going to take her to the clinic. I’m not going to put the money in her hand. I’m going to drive her there and pay the doctor myself.”
    “What if she changes her mind?”
    “Uncle, I told her if she doesn’t get rid of it, I’ll stop giving her my Italian sausage. She wants my cock more than she wants to change poop diapers.”
    “I sure hope so. I should punch you in the balls then maybe you would stop fucking everything in a thirty mile radius.”
    “I don’t fuck everything in the general vicinity.”
    “Everything but the blondes and redheads.” Uncle knew my type, I had an identifiable type. I only liked dark tan girls with dark hair. That excluded a lot of women but it included Italians, Mexican’s, Puerto-Ricans, Dominicans, Cubans, and Blacks. He was one to talk. Kari and Tess were polar opposites. One was from the North Pole and the other was from Africa.
    “Once you’ve had sex with this girl without condoms, you can’t go back to condoms. She’s not going to stand for it. What happens if she gets pregnant again?”
    “After the abortion I’m done with Selena. Pregnancy is the best way to get rid of me. Besides I’m seeing someone else now, this hot, black, high school virgin.”
    “RJ, you’re an adult you can’t fuck high school girls and you can’t let them suck your cock. You will go to jail.” Uncle Mason shook his head. He was always trying to school me but I wasn’t a total idiot.
    “This black girl, Deja is ei ghteen. I’m no statutory rapist.”
    “She better be. I swear if you fuck an underage girl I’m not bailing you out of jail.”
    “I’m not. I swear I saw Deja’s driver’s license. She’s legal. So what’s up with the money?”
    “I will write you a check. This is the first and last abortion I’m funding.”
    “I swear I will wrap it up from now on but not with the virgin. That would just be a waste of a Magnum.” I smirked. I was cocky and I had the big cock to back it up. Can’t wait to use it on Deja.
    “RJ, use protection with these girls.”
    “Do you use protection?” Shit! Did I just say that? Wrong move. My mouth got away from my brain.
    Uncle was glaring at me. “Listen smart ass, if I make any babies I have the means to take care of them. I’m not asking for your money. You are asking for mine. So take the money and shut the fuck up. You get my advice for free you spoiled dick.”
    Chill old dude. “Yeah, yeah, I hear you. I’m going to be cool. I’m gonna wrap it up.”
    After Uncle Mason gave me his golden look of disappointment he decided to lecture me. Uncle was giving me a nice sermon on responsibility but he was still in that good mood his side piece had put him in. I could have told him that zombies were attacking and he would have still maintained a good mood. Kari was a ray of sunshine to Uncle and she was a valuable asset to me even though she didn’t know it.
    I had a strange feeling that I was being watched. It didn’t take long for me to notice a blonde dude looking over at me and Uncle’s table. It was an old dude so he couldn’t have been watching me. He had to know Uncle Mason.
    “That guy over there is looking at you. You know him?” I asked while stuffing cold fries in my mouth.
    “Who?” Mason asked as he looked over his shoulder in the wrong direction.
    “Over by the bar, near the entrance.” Mason and I were looking and that’s when I saw Kari. Shit that’s Uncle’s lady. Uncle Mason turned back to me and took a long gulp from his second beer.
    “I know that prick. That’s Kari’s boyfriend.”
    “Dude is eye fucking you so hard you should wear a condom.”
    “He doesn’t like me. I kicked his ass once, busted him up, blacked his eye.”
    “And you’re fucking his girl.” Let’s not forget about