his slave.â
The audience chuckled, though you could tell they werenât quite sure what amused them.
The cold hostility in Uncle Lenâs eyes came out in Frozen Billyâs voice: âSlave?â
Will plucked at his schoolboy shirt and trousers. âDonât be fooled by these clothes. What would you call it if someone was snatched out of school in his motherâs absence, and forced to work and work and work, and be paid not a penny?â
Before some smart answer could come from Frozen Billy, and turn the joke, Will played Uncle Lenâs trick of bringing in the audience.
âShould you all think that cruel?â
âYes,â called the audience.
â Very cruel?â
The audience called louder. âYes!â
âVery, very cruel?â
âIndeed!â they roared. âVery cruel!â
â Preposterously cruel?â
How the audience laughed, to hear such a fine word coming from a schoolboyâs mouth. âYes! Yes!â they shouted. âPreposterously cruel!â
â Monstrously cruel?â
âIndeed!â they all shouted, and some wag called down from the balcony: âUnconscionably cruel!â
Then they all started. âUncommonly cruel! âThunderingly cruel!â âShockingly cruel!â âDevilishly cruel!â âUnbearably cruel!â Even, from someone no more than a few rows in front of me: â Damnably cruel.â
âIn short,â said Will, âquite unspeakably cruel!â
The audience howled with laughter. Will turned to Frozen Billy. âSo, brother. What do you think this fine âuncleâ deserves, for sitting both of us in splendour on his knees every night, but making one of us work with no pay?â
I saw the beads of sweat gather on Uncle Lenâs forehead. Will seized the moment to turn to the audience again.
âShould this kind âuncleâ be despised for all his promises that turn to lies?â
âIndeed he should!â called back the audience.
âPerhaps he should even be thrashed like a scoundrel?â
âYes!â bellowed the audience, enjoying the joke hugely.
âArrested, even, for his false pretences?â
I saw the sweat run over Uncle Lenâs fixed smile as the audience roared their agreement.
âYes! Yes!â
âArrest him!â
Will tipped his head to one side in puppet fashion. âNo. Wait! I have a better idea . . .â
The audience waited, spellbound.
âIâll tell my mother! Yes! Iâll tell my mother!â
They roared with laughter, and the act went on.
On my way backstage, I felt a hand on my arm and turned to see Madame Terrazini. She had a puzzled look. âClarrie, your brother surely cannotââ
I broke away. âYou must excuse me! I must be there for him when Uncle Len comes off the stage!â
I rushed off and waited, terrified, for the quarrel I was quite sure would follow. Smouldering with anger, Uncle Len strode to the carrying box waiting on its stand in the wings, hurled in Frozen Billy and left the theatre, ignoring both of us. I hurried after, dragging a grim-faced Will.
At the door of the Soldier at Arms, Uncle Len turned away without a word. Will muttered sourly, âAle drowns more men than Neptune,â and moved ahead of me. Each time I hurried to catch up, he walked even faster, till he was running. So in the end I let him go, and by the time Iâd reached our rooms, he had pulled the coverlet over him to pretend he was sleeping.
Next morning Uncle Len greeted him with a scowl. âWell, Will? Your humour last night sprang from some bitter root.â
Will stared back coolly. âYou know the saying, Uncle. âYou should be careful what you give a child, for in the end youâll get it back.â â
Uncle Len flushed. I thought the fur would fly. But there was something in Willâs eyes that made Uncle Len hesitate. He