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following year published Honus & Me , a story about a young boy who finds a rare baseball card that magically takes him back to 1909 to play with Honus Wagner, one of the game’s early greats. This title stemmed a series about time-travel encounters with other baseball stars such as Jackie Robinson, Babe Ruth, and, in Ted & Me (2012), Ted Williams.
    In his insatiable quest for world domination, Dan also wrote Miss Daisy Is Crazy (2004) and launched the My Weird School series, which now spans more than forty books, most recently Mayor Hubble Is in Trouble! (2012).
    As if he didn’t have enough work to do, Gutman published Mission Unstoppable (2011), the first adventure novel in the Genius Files series, starring fraternal twins Coke and Pepsi McDonald. There will be six books in the series, in which the twins are terrorized by lunatic assassins while traveling cross-country during their summer vacation. These books are totally inappropriate for children, or anybody else for that matter.
    Gutman lives in Haddonfield, New Jersey, with his wife and two children. But please don’t stalk him.

Gutman and his sister Lucy in New York in 1956.

A young, stylish Gutman at home in Newark, New Jersey.

Gutman in his Little League uniform in 1968.

Gutman with two babies born in 1990:
    the first baseball book he wrote, and his son, Sam.

Gutman in Liverpool, England, at the site of the real Strawberry Field. “I idolize the Beatles and they inspire all my books,” he says.

Gutman and his dentist at play (we hope).

Gutman in the midst of adoring fans at
    Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, Illinois.

When he’s not writing, Gutman’s busy with his favorite hobby, biking.

Gutman and his wife, Nina, at the spot where they met in 1982.

Gutman’s wife, Nina, with their children, Sam and Emma.

“After thirty years I made the New York Times bestseller list,” says Gutman, posing with the second book of the Genius Files, his hit series.

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    Copyright © 2012 by Dan Gutman
    Illustrations © 2012 by Mike Dietz
    Cover design by Mimi Bark
    ISBN 978-1-4532-6115-6
    Published in 2012 by Open Road Integrated Media
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