miss anything.
The only way to get out of this is to dig in deeper on the library cover story.
I flick a warning glance at Troy. Even he canât miss the subtle go-along-with-this-or-suffer-dire-consequences look. He shrugs and backs up a step. Smart boy.
Taking a deep breath, I walk up to him, reach down, and take his hand.
âWeâve been trying to keep it a secret,â I explain.
I look up at Troy, trying to bat my lashes like a lovesick schoolgirl. His face turns bright red and his eyes grow so wide I can see white all the way around. Way to sell it.
If he throws up on me a cursed tongue will be the least of his worries.
Finally, after what feels like an eternityâat least when youâre trying to fake romance with your best friend so your other best friend doesnât find out about the golden feather stuffed down your pantsâTroy clears his throat and manages the sickliest-looking smile Iâve ever seen.
âNo point in hiding it.â He swallows so hard I can hear the gulp. âSweetie.â
âHa-ha ha-ha!â
Phoebe doubles over with laughter, clutching her stomach like it hurts. Iâm pretty sure her eyes are watering.
âOmigods, you guys,â she gasps, âthatâs the funniest thing Iâve heard all year.â
While she gets lost in her hilarity, I yank my hand out of Troyâs. Good thing he doesnât want to be an actor. I scowl at himâeven though this might not be entirely his faultâand shove him back a step.
âSorry,â he mumbles.
I shake my head. Whatever. It was a dumb idea in the first place, but it was the only thing I could think of to keep her from digging her way to the truth. I should have known Phoebe would see right through it.
âOkay, guys,â she says, finally recovering enough to talk. âNow tell me whatâs really going on.â
âNothing,â Troy and I say at the same time.
Great, that doesnât make us seem suspicious at all. I glare at him until he bites his lips.
âNothingâs going on, Phoebes,â I insist.
If I repeat it enough, eventually sheâll have to believe me. Right?
âSeriously, Nicole, I know youâre up to something,â she replies, all signs of humor vanishing. âSo does Damian.â
The hair on the back of my neck tingles. âHeadmaster Petrolas?â
Troy makes a choking sound.
Great. Of course Phoebeâs stepdadâaka the esteemed leader of our illustrious secret schoolâknows whatâs going on. Heâs weirdly intuitive like that. I swear the man has better intelligence skills than the CIA, MI6, and Mossad combined.
âWhat does he know?â I demand.
âThat you stole a book,â she replies. âFrom the secret archives.â
âHeâs going to kill us,â Troy croaks.
I cut him a sharp look. âHeâs not going to do anything to you. You didnât take the book.â
Me, on the other hand, heâs going to assign to detention for the rest of my life. Iâm not the worst-behaved student in school historyâIâve never set anything on fire or encased a teacher in a block of ice or turned the cafeteria into a nightclubâokay, wait, I did do that last one. But just for one lunch period.
Anyway, Iâm not the school delinquent or anything, but I have tried the headmasterâs patience. Repeatedly.
âI didnât take the first book,â Troy whines.
My elbow connects with his ribs before he has time to make a pouty face.
âOw. What?â
Phoebeâs eyes widen. âYou took two books?â
Troy casts me a sideways glance. âOh.â
âHeâll know it was for me,â I insist, trying to make Troyâs color return to normal.
âEither way, he says you wonât be in trouble if you return itâreturn them,â Phoebe corrects. âJust give them back andââ
âI canât,â I