rotting old deck, for the first time she noticed the only other person on board. Eric was probably in his early thirties, short and not someone youâd notice or remember after youâd seen him. Even looking at him, she couldnât describe him.
âHi,â Fiona said, giving him her most dazzling smile. Thanks to exorbitant dental bills paid by her father, her teeth were perfect.
Eric looked up from where he was tying a rope to a shiny metal hook with an expression of, Are you talking to me?
Fiona didnât have time for chitchat. âHave you worked for Roy long?â
âLong enough,â he said cautiously.
Iâm in a bad private-eye movie, she nearly said aloud, then took a deep breath. âIâm trying to find out why he wanted me to come on this trip.â
The man pulled the rope tighter. âYouâll have to ask him. I just do the work; he doesnât confide in me.â
âBut you drive a car for him, and now youâre on a boat with him, so you must have heard something.â
He gave her a little smile as he looked her up and down in a way that let her know that if she wanted to visit his cabin, he was willing, but he wasnât going to
talk
to her.
For the secondâor was it the third?âtime that day Fiona threw her hands up in frustration, then started walking again. âAnd people say that New Yorkers are crazy,â she muttered. âIâve got an old man panting after me, the guywho swabs the decks is leering at me, and a bird freak tells me Iâm sexless. If this keeps up Iâm going to jump overboard and those crocs wouldnât
dare
tangle with me. Yes, yes, Roy, Iâm coming,â she yelled. âKeep your shirt on.â She lowered her voice.
âPllleeeaaaasssseee
keep your shirt on.â
âFiona, honey, youâre not eatinâ enough to keep a bird alive,â Roy said, then seemed to think that was the funniest joke heâd ever heard. ââKeep a bird aliveâ and Ace here is an expert on birds, get it?â he said as he nearly exploded in adoring laughter over his own witticism. âI tell you, sometimes I just plain crack myself up.â
They were sitting at the table in the inside of the boat. You couldnât really call it a cabin, but when you were in a country that had weather that ranged from hot to hotter to hell, what did you need with a back wall? Fiona thought. Roy took up the end of the table, while she was sitting across from Ace. Heaven help her, but he was
laughing
at Royâs asinine jokes.
âRoy,â Fiona said loudly so she could be heard over his self-induced chuckles, âwhy did you call me here? If youâd wanted someone from my company to go fishing with, Iâm sure someone else would have been more suitable. No, thank you,â she said loudly, and pointedly, to Ace, whoâd just poured himself more wine from the jug but hadnât offered to fill her glass.
This exchange made Roy put his hand over his mouth to hide his mirth. âYou two wanta tell me how you met before today?â
âNo!â Fiona and Ace said in unison, then refused to look at each other.
âRoy,â Fiona said firmly. âIâd like to know why you asked
me
to come here.â
âHoney,â Roy said as he reached for her hand, but Fiona moved to pick up her full wineglass and drank some of the awful stuff.
âMore?â Ace asked when he saw her grimace. âItâs a good vintage, at least three months old.â
âBy golly,â Roy said as he slapped the table. âI sure do wanta hear what went on between you two.â
âYou like a good story, donât you, Roy?â Fiona said, still trying to direct the manâs mind. âAfter all, you created
Raphael,
didnât you?â
âAh,â Roy said, and he instantly sobered. âI didnât think it would be so popular.â His voice was soft, as though