commotion and turned around. She probably didnât know what hit her. I yanked her big red purse off her shoulder and picked up speed. She screamed, âHelp! Help! Thief!â
Ironic, donât you think?
It was only when I was running through the crowd toward the exit that it dawned on me. I had no idea what I was going to do with the purse. Give it to the security guard? Give it to Hammy to pay him back for the mess Iâd made of things? Give it to my mother for Christmas?
I never had a chance to figure it out. I turned around and saw Shane with his big arms around both girls. He even gets to be the hero, I thought. It seemed so unfair.
The next thing I knew, someone screamed, âI got him!â
I recognized the voice, but I couldnât place it until my feet were knocked out from under me and I was flying through the air.
Cupcake Katie.
Chapter Seventeen
I immediately became a YouTube sensation. Three million hits and climbing. You gotta love cell phones.
It could have been worse. I did get the purse and, after a short tussle, managed to convince the police that it contained all the evidence they needed to convict the girls.
Yes, girls with an s . Brookeânot her real nameâwas in on it too. In fact, she was the so-called mastermind. When she realized the security guard was onto her, she needed to find a place to hide. And I, moron that I was, happily gave it to her. The Frank Lee Better costume was perfect. No one would recognize her while she and Kelsey kept on pickpocketing.
The security guy was able to arrest them right there, thanks to the quick thinking of Shane Coolen. (Thereâs a phrase you donât hear very often.) It turns out he didnât have his big arms around Brooke and Kelsey to comfort them. He was âdetainingâ them, as they say in police shows.
âHow did you know to do that?â I asked him later.
He rolled his eyes as if the answer were totally obvious. âDan,â he said, picking wax out of his ear with his baby finger. âYou look too pathetic half-naked to do something like that in publicâunless, of course, itâs absolutely necessary. You clearly needed my help.â
I thanked himâalthough I wasnât sure I should have.
Hammy even forgave me. He was disappointed in me at first, but then all the publicity hit. Everyone wanted to try one of his Hoggâs Doggs. Luckily, Shane and I were able to talk him into ditching the fiber and adding a bit of flavor by then. Before long, he was making so much money he didnât care about the ripped cape anymore.
But the best news was that Shane had been right about another thing too. She wasnât a meatball or a chicken nugget, but I did run into a girl that day. And when I say ârun into,â I mean ârun into.â
Sushi Sue just might turn out to be the girl for me. I really did knock her off her feet. Weâre going to spend some of the money we earned at the Food Fantasia Fun Fair to go out for pizza next week.
Vicki Grant is the bestselling author of numerous books for juveniles and young adults, including Pigboy , another Dan Hogg story in the Orca Currents series. Vicki lives in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
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