training.
âWhatâs cow-dio twaining?â
âYouâre too young for it,â I say. âSo go find something else to do.â
âOkay,â he says, and runs off. Itâs like he doesnât even get it sometimes when Iâm slamming him.
I do five sets of forty-yard sprints across the farmyard. Then I decide to go on a longer run. If I want to be the best, I have to put in the work. At the end of the driveway, just before I have to decide to go left or right, up comes Uncle Stretchâs pickup with a big trailer hitched to the back end. He turns in the driveway, and I stop running, suddenly feeling guilty about trying to hit Pauly in the head with those walnuts.
âWhat you running from?â says Uncle Stretch, hanging his head out the window.
âOh, just training for football,â I say. âI was doing some cardio because if I want to be the best, Iââ I realize thereâs another person in the cab of the truck. Two other persons. One old, one young. Both femaliens.
âPercy, meet Sheryl and Sherylynn.â
âWhich is which?â I say.
Uncle Stretch glares at me.
âIâm Sheryl,â says the older woman, reaching across Uncle Stretch to shake my hand. I reach up to grab her hand, but when I do, I notice I can see right down Sherylâs shirt. Her bra is purple. Yii! I look away.
âYou can call me June Bug,â says the younger one, smiling. She looks about my age.
âHi,â I say. I donât smile back.
âYou finish staining that hickory fence like I told you?â Uncle Stretch asks.
âOh, shoot,â I say. âForgot.â
Uncle Stretch looks at Sheryl like, Oh, see what I have to put up with, with this kid around this summer?
âJust kidding!â I say. âI finished that an hour ago.â I show him my stained hands as proof.
Uncle Stretch squints at me like heâs trying to think of a way I might be lying to him.
Sheryl says, âJust tell him about the chickens!â
Uncle Stretch looks over his shoulder toward the big trailer. âSee that horse trailer? Thereâs a bunch of chickens in there. You can use a couple of them, so you have something to show at the county fair coming up next month.â
âYou mean weâre still gonna be here next month?â I say.
Sheryl and Uncle Stretch look at each other. âLooks like,â says Uncle Stretch.
âI thought you already had chickens,â I say to Uncle Stretch.
âI do, but youâll find the birds in this trailer a little more, say, qualified for fair competition.â
âSounds boring to me.â
Uncle Stretch gives me the You better be respectful, buddy look.
Sheryl smiles at me and says, âYou ever been to a county fair?â
âOf course,â I say, even though I havenât.
âWell,â says Sheryl, âJune Bugâs gonna show you and your little brother how to clean these chickens up real nice and help you practice showing them. Sheâs twelve, just like you.â
âFabulous,â I say.
Sheryl looks past my head at Pauly jogging up the driveway. âSo thatâs the little one?â she says to Uncle Stretch. âOh, is he ever cute!â
âHeâs adopted,â I say. Uncle Stretch frowns and opens his mouth to say something, but I cut him off by saying, âWell, I better get back to my workout now. See ya!â I begin jogging away.
âYouâll need to sweep out that grain bin before supper,â says Uncle Stretch.
âWhatever,â I say over my shoulder.
I sprint away from the truck. I feel like running for miles.
Chapter 6
Penny Ponders Temptation
Dear Diary,
I knew it! The big-breasted, flirty beautician from the beauty parlor and her daughter came by the farm today, hitching a ride in Stretchâs old jalopy of a pickup truck, which was pulling a big horse trailer with a bumper sticker that said, I LOVE