rotten, Lady. Goldern whizzers anâ little jackrabbits! Look how many families of kids that little ole shack has suckled up from pups. Iâd be all rickety anâ bowlegged, anâ bent over, anâ sagged down, anâ petered out, anâ swayed in my middle, too, if Iâd stood in one little spot like this little ole shack has, anâ stood there for fifty-two years. Let it rot. Rot! Rot down! Fall down! Sway in! Keel over! You little ole rotten piss soaked bastard, you! Fall!â His voice changed from one of good fun into words of raging terror. âDie! Fall! Rot!â
âI just hate it.â She stepped backward and stood close up against him. âI work my hands and fingers down to the bones, Tike, but I canât make it any cleaner. It gets dirtier every day.â
Tikeâs hand felt the nipples of her breast as he kissed her on the neck from behind and chewed her gold earrings between his teeth. His fingers rubbed her breasts, then rubbed her stomach as he pulled the letter out of her apron pocket. âRead thâ little letter?â
âHmh? Just look at those poor old rotted-out boards. You can actually see them rot and fall day after day.â She leaned back against his belt buckle.
He put his arms around her and squeezed her breasts soft and easy in his hands. He held his chin on her right shoulder and smelled the skin of her neck and her hair as they both stood there and looked.
âDepartment of Agriculture.â She read on the outside.
âUh-hmm.â
âWhy. A little book. Letâs see. Farmerâs Bulletin Number Seventeen Hundred. And Twenty. Mm-hmm.â
âYes, maâam.â
âThe Use of Adobe or Sun Dried Brick for Farm Building.â A smile shone through her tears.
âYes, Lady.â He felt her breasts warmer under his hands.
âA picture of a house built out of adobe. All covered over with nice colored stucco. Pretty. Well, hereâs all kinds of drawings, charts, diagrams, showing just about everything in the world about it.â
âHow to build it from thâ cellar up. Free material. Just take a lot of labor anâ backbendinâ,â he said. Then a smile was in his soul. âCost me a whole big nickel, that book did.â
âAdobe. Or Sun-Dried Brick. For Farm Building.â She flipped into the pages and spoke a few slow words. âIt is fireproof. It is sweatproof. It does not take skilled labor. It is windproof. It canât be eaten up by termites.â
âWahooo!â
âIt is warm in cold weather. It is cool in hot weather. It is easy to keep fresh and clean. Several of the oldest houses in the country are built out of earth.â She looked at the picture of the nice little house and flowers on the front of the book. âAll very well. Very, very well. But.â
âBut?â he said in a tough way. âBut?â
âBut. Just one or two buts.â She pooched her lips as her eyes dropped down along the ground. âYou see that stuff there, that soil there under your feet?â
âSure.â Tike looked down. âI see it. âBout it?â
âThat is the but.â
âThe but? Which but? Ainât no buts to what that book there says. Thatâs a U.S. Goverâment book, anâ itâs got thâ seal right there, there in that lower left-hand corner! Whatâs wrong with this soil here under my foot? Itâs as hard as âdobey already!â
âBut. But. But. It just donât happen to be your land.â She tried hard and took a good bit of time to get her words out. Her voice sounded dry and raspy, nervous. âSee, mister?â
Tikeâs hand rubbed his eye, then his forehead, then his hair, then the back of his neck, and his fingers pulled at the tip of his ear as he said, ââAtâs thâ holdup.â
âA houseââher voice roseââof earth.â
Tike