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Introduction
    I know an engineer who figured out a clever way to improve his company’s product to the point where it suddenly leapfrogged the competition. As a result of his excellent work, the sales guys became millionaires. It turns out that there were no caps on commissions, and management didn’t raise the sales quotas to account for the fact that the improved