this treasure if you canât even speak their language?â
âWeâll be fine,â replied Uncle Harvey. âStop worrying. Now get in the car. I think I saw a sign for a hotel on the road into town.â
You know,
I felt like saying,
Iâm meant to be the doofus here. Youâre the adult. Youâre twice my age. No: three times. You are three times my age, Uncle Harvey, and youâve brought me to Peru to hunt for buried treasure and youâve offended a major criminal and heâs going to track us down and kill us, and now weâre in a little town miles from anywhere and itâll be dark soon and we donât have anywhere to stay and YOU DONâT EVEN SPEAK SPANISH.
But I didnât say that. In fact, I didnât say anything at all. Not a word. Like he said, he hadnât asked me to come with him. Iâd practically forced him to buy me a ticket and take me to Peru. If I wasnât happy, there was only one person to blame, and that was me.
8
When I woke up in the morning, Uncle Harvey was still snoring. I went for a cold showerâthe hot water didnât workâand came back and got dressed, clattering around the room, making as much noise as possible, but he didnât even stir. Eventually I just shook his shoulder and told him to wake up.
âGo away,â he said.
âWeâve got things to do,â I told him. âPeople to see. Treasure to find.â
âI need five more minutes.â He pulled the pillow over his head.
I lay down on my bed and read the guidebook. Our town wasnât even in it, so I turned to the back of the book and tried to learn some Spanish phrases.
Half an hour later, I finally managed to persuade Uncle Harvey to leave his bed. Grumbling and groaning, he got dressed and trudged downstairs to the restaurant. He ordered fried eggs and toast for both of us. âWhat do you want to drink?â he asked. âCoffee?â
âHa-ha.â
âYou should try it. Just once. You might like it.â
âI have tried it,â I said. âI didnât.â
âDid you have real coffee? Or that instant junk?â
âBoth. I didnât like either.â
âI suppose youâre still very young. Wait till youâre a bit older and your tastes have developed. Then youâll start to appreciate the finer things in life.â
Sometimes my uncle could be very patronizing.
After breakfast, we checked out of the hotel and drove back to the shop. Uncle Harvey parked the car on the opposite side of the street and we sat there for fifteen minutes, watching people come and go, looking for any sign of Ottoâs men. We assessed everyone: the guy with a squawking chicken in each hand, the woman with a baby tucked into her woolen shawl, even the little old lady who could only walk with the aid of a wooden stick. Any of them
could
have been spying for Otto, but my uncle was sure they werenât. I hoped he was right.
We went into the shop, which was a junk shop in the real sense of the word. It was crammed full of old trash, as if someone had just scooped up whatever they happened to findârusty farm implements, computer keyboards, chairs, clothes, books, postcards, old phonesâand dumped all of it in here, not stopping to wonder if anyone might be interested in buying it. Sitting in the middle of all this junk was a creepy-looking man with a twirly mustache and eyebrows that met in the middle. He was reading a newspaper. When we came through the door, he gave us a long stare over the top of his paper, then said,
âBuenos dÃas.â
âBuenos dÃas,â
replied my uncle. âMy name is Harvey Trelawney. I was here a week or so ago. Do you remember me?â
The man inspected Uncle Harvey for a moment, then smiled. He was missing both his front teeth and he spoke with a lisp. âYou are
Inglés
? You buy the jewels? Yes?â
âThatâs
Edward George, Dary Matera