except for a comb-over of exactly nine pitch-black strands of hair.
Darlene was the opposite of Pastor Fritz. She had huge brassy yellow hair with roots growing in and was about five feet tall. She was as wide as she was tall, always laughed, and loved to have a good time. Everyone said that Darlene was the best thing that ever happened to the churchâshe added a lot of new programs, the teens loved her, and she had a generous heart.
âI heard from Deputy Brisco that you broke somebones, Trixie,â Pastor Fritz said, looking down. âIâm sorry to hear that, but thanks for doing all this work and not leaving us high and dry.â
âIâd never do that, Pastor Fritz.â
âOf course she wouldnât. You should know better than to say such a thing,â said Bob, standing up with a grunt from loading cases of soda into a cooler and grinning.
âHey, Bob, is that you? What brings you back to Sandy Harbor?â asked Pastor Fritz. They shook hands.
âI got an SOS from Juanita Holgado. She said that Trixie needed a hand,â Bob said.
âItâs good to see you again,â Darlene walked over to Bob, stood on her tiptoes, and lifted her arms to give him a hug. It still wasnât enough height.
Bob bent over and smiled widely. âHi, Darlene.â Then Bob turned to me. âThe pastor, Darlene, and I, and a bunch of others built a Habitat for Humanity house together in Syracuse.â
Darlene broke away and took her husband by the arm. âFritz, letâs go say hello to everyone else and watch the auditions for a while. I have a couple of announcements to make. I ran into Margie Grace outside. She wants to announce something about a spring trip to see the lilacs in Rochester. I donât know why she insists on talking about it now, when itâs Christmas, but I guess she canât let Liz have all the attention. Then we can all eat when Trixie gives us the word.â
âI thought you kicked Margie out,â I whispered to Ty.
âI did.â
Ray came in with the napkins as Fritz and Darlene exited. I asked ACB to take all the ham that I had finally cut up and put it in the steam pan and light the cans of fuel.
âWe are done,â I said, looking around the room. âEverything is perfect. Thanks so much, everyone. Now, letâs all go watch the rest of the auditions, listen to the announcements, and let them know that dinner is served.â
âGood idea,â ACB said, leading the exodus out of the kitchen. I went the other way.
âTrixie?â Ty asked, holding the door open for me.
âIâm heading to the ladiesâ room first,â I replied. âGo ahead without me.â
I hobbled over to the cooler, got an orange soda, and took a long draw of the cold stuff. Mmm . . . icy cold. I put it on the table next to my knife, thinking that as soon as I got back to the kitchen, I should pack the knife away.
It took me longer than usual, with my injuries. And I had to wade through budding Sandy Harbor starlets and their mothers spraying a variety of products into their hair.
âHold your breath while I spray, Lynette. You donât want to be a flat-haired angel,â one mother said.
âSweetie, I convinced Ms. Fellows that you didnât have to know ballet for the Sugarplum Fairyâyou cantap dance instead. Wonât that talent scout from Hollywood be impressed?â another one asked.
A little while later, I walked back into the kitchen to do a last-minute check on everything and to make sure that the ham was getting hot.
But I paused in midcrutch. Somethingâor rather, someoneâwas lying on the floor, facedown, with my knife sticking out of her back. Blood was on the back of her white blouse, staining it a bright crimson.
Liz Fellows!
I didnât have to check her pulse to know that she was dead.
I felt the room starting to spin, but I didnât dare fall. Been there,