kids and balloonsâblack and white balloons, it was an old photoâand a huge birthday cake with seven lit candles. She was leaning in, her lips getting ready to blow.
âElla!â my grandmother called sharply. âMust you dawdle?â
I hurried out of there.
Lou was trotting ahead. He and Grandmother (I still felt weird calling her that, even in my head) had gone out through a different door into the next room, which seemed like a great hall. The more of the house I saw, the smaller I felt. Was I somehow shrinking? There was no furniture in this room. I meannothing regular like a couch or a rocking chair. Still, it was absolutely packed with ⦠STUFF. Racks of bottles, wine, I guess, or maybe potions; a suit of armor; two miniâtotem poles; another overflowing bookcase; and everywhere more paintings, of ships, giraffes, lakes, mountains. Across the floor lay a flattened animal with a fierce dead head that made the hackles go up on Louâs back. Mine too. It looked like roadkillâif you lived in India, maybe.
âThatâs my tiger skin,â said our tour guide proudly. âI call him Tigger. Sweet, isnât he?â
Not really. Had she killed the animal herself? It wouldnât have amazed me.
âNow, thisââmy grandmother walked down a few steps at the end of the hall and ducked her head under another doorwayââwill be the room you and Lou share.â
After the rest, it was surprisingly normal: a regular size, with two twin beds and a table between them. The kind of room you might find in an actual home, rather than a place that was a cross between a museum, a junk shop, and the set for a horror movie.
One difference was the real daylight inside there. Along the near wall were windows that looked out onto the courtyard. Eventually I figured out that the House of Mud was built in the shape of a rectangle with the courtyard in the center, though you couldnât do the entire circuit because there was a dead-end at my bedroom. But you could walk from my room all the wayaround and end up in yet another dark and dusty chamber, filled with papers, photographs, mouse droppings, and masks from Africa.
I needed a map.
âHere is a list of people who have stayed in this room.â Grandmother pointed to a stretch of wall by the doorway, thirty or so names going down, pen or pencil scribbles on white paint. I saw my dadâs a couple of times, and next to it once ⦠my momâs. That made me shiver. Those were two names,
Walter and Amy Mackenzie,
I never thought of in the same breath. They didnât belong side by side. âYou may add yours when you leave,â she added. Sure, if I ever got out of there
.
âA pen is on the writing desk, where youâll find stationery as well.â
Another part of the conspiracy to get me to write letters.
âWell, Ella.â My grandmother cleared her throat. âIâll let you take a rest and freshen up after your journey. Dinner will be earlyâfive thirty. You can come out to the patio at five, if you like, for iced tea. I imagine youâll wantââshe gave my outfit another skeptical lookââto put on some different clothes.â
âOK.â I should have packed a ball gown! I knew there was something I was forgetting. âThank you.â I remembered to say that, at least.
âI hope youâll feel welcome,â she said before leaving my cell,
I mean bedroom, but as she was practically in Tigger Hall when she said it, I wasnât even sure I had heard her correctly.
Welcome?
âWell, Lou,â I said to him quietly, when I was sure she wasgone. âIâve a feeling weâre not in Santa Rosa anymore.â He didnât get the joke, though.
Filling the time between âI hope youâll feel welcomeâ and five oâclock was a challenge. I sent a few notes on my phone to Abbie; told Lou to stop drinking water from the