Les Dawson's Cissie and Ada by Terry Ravenscroft Read Free Book Online Page A

the Zimmer and the other one throws it back, sort of piggy in the middle but without the piggy, plus a team event, the four man lob - I think that involves passing on the Zimmer to the next thrower like a baton, but we'd need another two for that. I train every morning at ten.".....
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    Amazon Reader’s Review:-
    Another exceptional read from Terry Ravenscroft. I could not put this book down, had me laughing out loud and receiving some odd looks! I have also read Dear Coca Cola and Dear Air 2000 and couldn't stop laughing.... Mrs Mulzy

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    This man is a comedy genius! Possibly one of the funniest books I've ever read, it's a collection of sketches, observations and short stories that will have you laughing from start to finish, especially if you have a warped sense of humour like me.... Biker Girl.

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