somewhere. Though, in truth, his re-purposed âlookâ has left him looking compromised and a little silly and (worst of all) slightly feminizedâwhich couldnât have been what the doctor promised. These decisions are never a good idea.
A RNIEâS WALKED ON AWAY FROM ME AND COME TO stand in front (though also possibly to the side) of our ruined house. Heâs looking up into whatâs been skinned open by the wind and waterâstark rooms with furniture, plumbing, appliances, ceiling fixtures, white electric harness-work sprung and dangling, giving the shambles a strangely hopeful stage-set look of unfinality, as if something might still be done. It canât. The Democrat-donkey weathervane I nailedto the roof ridge back in â99 at great risk to myself has been bent and busted and left hangingâunrecognizable, if I didnât know what it was and signified. Opposition to âWâ Bush.
Arnieâs wearing a sharp, brown-leather, thigh-length car coat, high-gloss, low-slung Italian loafers, a pair of cuff-less tweed trousers that probably cost a thousand bucks at Paul Stuart, and a deep-maroon cashmere turtleneck that altogether make him look like a mafia don instead of a high-priced fishmonger.
Iâve struggled out of my car, tossed my gum, and am instantly coldâmy ribs especiallyâas if I wasnât wearing a shirt under my jacket. The leavening effects of the Gulf Stream are, of course, bullshit. Iâm only wearing an old Beanâs Newburyport, chinos and deck shoesâat-home attire for the suburban retiree-not-yet-come-fully-to-grips-with-reality. Iâm also concerned about stepping on a nail, myself. And because of something Sally said, I feel a need to more consciously pick my feet up when I walkââthe gramps shuffleâ being the unmaskable, final-journey approach signal. Itâll also keep me from falling down and busting my ass.
What is it about falling? âHe died of a fall.â âThe poor thing never recovered after his fall.â âHe broke his hip in a fall and was never the same.â âDeath came relatively quickly after a fall in the back yard.â How fucking far do these people fall? Off of buildings? Over spuming cataracts? Downmanholes? Is it farther to the ground than it used to be? In years gone by Iâd fall on the ice, hop back up, and never think a thought. Now itâs a death sentence. What Sally said to me was âBe careful when you go down those front steps, sweetheart. The surface isnât regular, so pick your feet up.â Why am I now a walking accident waiting to happen? Why am I more worried about that than whether thereâs an afterlife?
Fog has pushed in onto the high-tide beach. My cheeks and hands are stinging with damp. The airâs hovering at the dew point, ready to turn to water and freeze when the temperature dives. Somewhere nearby a vicious saw whine goes silent. A truck door slams, its engine starts, then revs, then shuts down. The Mexican house gutters, invisible beyond the berm, have knocked off for an early almuerzo. Quiet and wondrous seaside beauty has descended. The oceanâs hiss and foghorn are all thatâs audible.
And like a pilgrim at Agra, Iâm struck by my former houseâs solid stationary-ness, a wreck held in place only by its great weight. It has taken up a persuasive residence on the berm, with its former neighbor houses all gone. It is solemn, still, and slightly mournful teetering so, as if it was aware of its uninhabitability, but determined to re-find dignity in size. I look to my toes to determine if Iâve got good footing. Something catches my eye, sand crusting over my shoe tops. A bright blue condom lies in front of my toeâout of its wrapper,elongated and spent, its youthful users now far away. I could see it as a gag gift from Poseidon. Though I prefer to see it as a sign that humans are drifting back to this spot