talent, and thatâs usually illogical, so you never know where you are. I say, Val,â he went on, dropping his voice, âto put a personal question, is your Aunt Diana â er â Caesarâs wife, what? I mean you donât think they could approach her with flattery and guile?â
Val frowned. âMy Aunt Diana,â he said softly, âtreats herself like a sort of vestal virgin. Sheâs lived at the Cup House â thatâs on the estate, you know â ever since Uncle Lionel died, and since Father was a widower she rather took it upon herself to boss the show a bit. Penny has a dreadful time with her, I believe.â
âPenny?â inquired Mr Campion.
âMy sister Penelope,â Val explained. âOne of the best.â
Mr Campion made a mental note of it. âTo return to your aunt,â he said, âIâm sorry to keep harping on this, but is she â er â batty?â
Val grinned. âNot certifiable,â he said. âBut sheâs a silly, slightly conceited woman who imagines sheâs got a heart; and sheâs made copy out of that âMaid of the Cupâ business. Until her time that part of the ceremonial had been allowed to die down a bit. She looked it up in the records and insisted on her rights. Sheâs a strong-minded person, and Father puts up with her, I think, to keep her quiet.â
Mr Campion looked dubious. âThis âMaid of the Cupâ palaver,â he said. âWhat is it exactly? Iâve never heard of it.â
The young man reflected. âOh, itâs quite simple,â he said at last. âApparently in medieval times, when the menfolk were away fighting, the eldest daughter of the house was supposed to remain unmarried and to shut herself up in the Cup House and attend to the relic. Naturally this practice fell into abeyance when times got more peaceful, and that part of the affair had been obsolete until Aunt Diana hunted it all up as soon as she became a widow. She set herself up with the title complete. Father was annoyed, of course, but you canât stop a woman like that.â
âNo-o,â said Mr Campion. âAny other peculiarities?â
âWell, sheâs bitten by the quasi-mystical cum ânoo-artâ bug, or used to be before I went away,â Val went on casually. âWears funny clothes and wanders about at night communing with the stars and disturbing the game. Quite harmless, but rather silly. I should think that if anyone put a fishy suggestion up to her sheâd scream the place down and leave it at that.â
A decrepit waiter brought them the inevitable cold roast beef and pickles of the late luncher, and shuffled away again.
Val seemed inclined to make further confidences. âI donât expect trouble with Father,â he said. âYou know why I walked out, donât you?â
Mr Campion looked even more vague than usual. âNo?â he said. âYou got into a row at Cambridge, didnât you?â
âI got married at Cambridge,â said Val bitterly. âThe usual tale, you know. She was awfully attractive â a Varsity hanger-on. Thereâs a good lot of âem, I suppose. I âphoned the news to Dad. He got angry and halved my allowance, so ââ he shrugged his shoulders, âshe went off â back to Cambridge.â
He paused a little, and added awkwardly: âYou donât mind my telling you all this, do you? But now youâre in it I feel I ought to tell you everything. Well, I came back to Sanctuary, and Hepplewhite, Dadâs solicitor, was fixing up the necessary legal separation guff when I had a letter from her. She was ill, and in an awful state in London. Dad was bitter, but I went up and looked after her by selling up my flat and one thing and another, until she died. There was a filthy row at the time and I never went back. Hepplewhite tried to get hold of me several
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