me and I froze. Tadeo scrambled backward on his ass until he reached the wall. He stood, favoring his good leg. I remained frozen, the pipe in my hand, my arm cocked. Science Teacher lowered the gun as an indication I should lower the pipe. I gave him a tiny nod of agreement. Then I flicked my wrist. The pipe tomahawked across the room and hit Tadeo between his eyebrows. He let out a yelp and bounced off the wall. The gash above his nose opened and flooded his eyes. He took two steps toward the center of the room and then three more steps to the side. He took a few more steps and walked into the wall. He put his hands on the wall and gulped for air.
“Oops,” I said.
Science Teacher dug the gun barrel into my neck. “Sit,” he hissed, “the fuck down.”
The third guy came into the room now—huge, maybe six-four, three-eighty. He was breathing heavy, waddling.
“Take Tadeo upstairs,” the redhead said. “Put him in the shower, throw some cold water on him, see if he has a concussion.”
“How do I see if he has a concussion?” the big guy asked.
“Look into his eyes, I don’t fucking know. Ask him to count to ten.”
I asked, “Will you learn anything new if he can’t?”
“I told you to shut up.”
“No. You told me to sit the fuck down, and you’re already running out of options.”
The fat guy led Tadeo out of the room. Tadeo kept polishing the air in front of him, like a dog having a dream.
I lifted the paper towels off the floor. One side of them was clean, and I pressed that side to my face, came back with a red Rorschach test. “I’m going to need stitches.”
Science Teacher leaned forward on his bench, the gun pointed at my stomach. He had an open face with a light dusting of freckles the same color as his hair. His smile was bland and eager, like he was acting the community-theater role of someone who wanted to be helpful. “What makes you think you’re walking out of here?”
“Like I said, your option-clock is ticking down to nothing. There were people on the street when that guy boosted my bag. Someone’s already called the cops. The house next door isn’t occupied, but the house behind you is, you dumb shit, and there’s a good chance someone saw Tadeo pop me with the pipe. So whoever hired you to deliver whatever message you’re supposed to deliver, I’d get kinda peppy about delivering it.”
Science Teacher didn’t strike me as stupid. If he’d wanted to kill me, he would have put two in the back of my head when I’d been kneeling on the floor of the unfinished kitchen.
“Stay away from Helene McCready.” He squatted in front of me, the gun dangling between his thighs as he gazed up into my face. “You snoop around her or her kid, you ask any questions, I’ll bullet-fuck your entire life.”
“Gotcha,” I said with a nonchalance I didn’t feel.
“ You got a kid now, Patrick, a wife. A nice life. Go back to it and stay in it. And we’ll all forget this.”
He stood and stepped back as I made it to my feet. I walked into the kitchen and found the roll of paper towels on the floor. I pulled off a wad and pressed it to my face. He stood in the doorway, staring at me, the gun in his waistband. My own gun sat back in the desk at Duhamel-Standiford. Not that it would have done me any good after Tadeo hit me in the head with a pipe. Then they would have just taken the gun, and I’d be out a laptop, a laptop bag, and a gun.
I looked over at him. “I gotta go to an ER and get my face stitched up, but don’t worry, I don’t take it personally.”
“Gosh,” he said, “you promise?”
“You threatened my life, but I’m cool with that, too.”
“Darn white of you, too.” He blew a bubble and let it snap.
“But,” I said, “you stole my laptop and I really can’t afford to buy a new one. Don’t suppose you’d give that back to me?”
He shook his head. “Finders keepers.”
“I mean, that fucks me up, man, but I’m not going to turn it into
Shauna Rice-Schober[thriller]