looking extremely sceptical. âSally ⦠are you
really
sick?â
Nan always interrupted, âCourse sheâs sick, Glad, look at the childâs face.â
âIâm not puttinâ it on, Mum, honest. I feel real crook. Maybe Iâll be better by lunchtime. Nan can send me to school then.â
âDonât be stupid, Sally,â Nan countered, rising to the bait, âyou canât go to school, youâll pass out.â
âAll right,â Mum relented, âyou can stay home, but donât eat anything and stay in bed.â
Jill wandered in after Mum and Nan had left and said, âYouâre rotten. Youâre not really sick, are you?â
âCourse I am! Go away, youâre makinâ me feel sick.
Mu-um
, tell Jill to go away, sheâs makinâ me feel worse.â
âYou come out of there, Jilly. You let Sally sleep.â Jill gave me a disgusted look and walked off.
Once Jill and Billy had left for school, and Mum had left for her part-time job in Boansâ Floral Department, I called out to Nan, âIâm feelinâ a bit better Nan. Do ya think I could eat something?â
Nan pottered in, with her old tea towel slung over her shoulder, and said, âOooh, you still look white, Sally. I donât think you eat enough, your mother canât expect you to get better if youâre not going to eat. You stay there and Iâll bring in some toast and a hot cup of tea.â
After six or so rounds of toast and jam and a couple of mugs of tea, I said to Nan, âGee, itâs stuffy in here, Nan.â
âYes, it is, go and sit outside, thereâs nothinâ like a bit of fresh air when youâre sick in the stomach.â
Nan only spoke to me after that to tell me when lunch was ready. I spent the rest of the day outdoors, playing all my usual games and climbing trees.
I was sitting on the back verandah step, inspecting the cache of small rocks Iâd collected, when Mum returned home from her day at work.
âHowâs Sally?â
âHmmph, sheâs all right,â Nan grumbled. And then, with a giggle, she added, âBeen sittinâ in that tree all day.â
Mum wandered out. âAnother miraculous recovery, eh Sal?â
âYeah, dunno what it was, Mum, but I hope I donât get it again.â
âDonât hope too much.â
Apart from learning different ways to feign illness, there wasnât much to school that year. All my lessons seemed unrelated to real life. I often wondered how my teacher could be so interested in the sums I got wrong, and so disinterested in the games I played outside school, and whether Dad was home from hospital or not.
The best thing about school was that Grades Two and Three shared the same room, so this meant I saw more of Jill and we sat near one another.
One afternoon, our teacher asked if there were any children in the class who could sing in a foreign language. Four children immediately raised their hands, Jill and I included. At the teacherâs instruction, the first two kids got up and sang âFrere Jacquesâ one after the other. Then it was Jillâs and my turn. We were both very shy and embarrassed and walked to the front with our eyes down.
We linked arms and then, swaying energetically back and forth, loudly sang âThe Internationaleâ in Italian.
Mrs White was as stunned as the rest of our class at our sudden show of theatrical talent. We usually shunned any form of public display. âLovely, girls,â she finally said, âlovely.â
Dad was in hospital at the time so we were unable to tell himhow weâd performed, but we knew that he would have been proud of us.
Whenever Dad was in hospital, Mum and Nan went out of their way to make home a nice place for us. We were allowed to stay up late, and we didnât have to worry about keeping quiet. It was much more relaxed.
Sometimes, Mum even scraped
Murder in the Pleasure Gardens