Nun the Wiser (A Deadly Habit Cozy Mystery Book 2) by Morgana Best Read Free Book Online

— it isn’t natural. God made us to have pot bellies and muffin tops, not bowling ball sized biceps. My proof? They don’t do anything with those things! When was the last time you saw a body builder save someone from a burning building? Do construction? Bale hay? No farmer looks like that, and they do more physical labor than most. That muscle-bound stuff is unnatural!”
    I sighed and let Gemma get her latest rant about slanted body images out of her system while I turned my attention to the table. At least Gemma had changed the subject from my lack of prowess with men.
    Sasha hopped up on a chair and looked at me questioningly, pawing at my hand to insist on special attention. I gave her an ear scratch while waiting for Gemma to breathe long enough so I could interject. Gemma had a talent for being able to talk without pausing to breathe. I figured it was from long practice in the courtroom.
    There was a knock at the door and I was sure my heart stopped for a second. My eyes darted at the time. Was that him? He was early! Oh no! Table? Clothes? Food? Any clutter left out earlier? “He’s here, good bye! Send me good vibes,” I hissed urgently into the phone as I hung up.
    I opened the door to see Adam, his work-bag slung over his shoulder. He brandished an enormous box of expensive-looking chocolates with that gloriously handsome grin of his.
    “I didn’t want to come empty handed,” he said as he handed me the box.
    “Thanks so much,” I gushed.
    “No problem.” Adam was doing his best to appear nonchalant, but I could tell he was pleased that I was thrilled with the chocolates.
    An irrational wave of panic shot through me as I let him into my apartment. My eyes darted here and there to make sure everything was picked up while Adam scanned the area with apparent interest. There was nothing that could be a problem apart from the two cats. Bernard was glaring at me suspiciously, no doubt wondering if I was going to put him in the laundry room. Sasha darted over to check out the new company. She purred loudly as she wove between Adam’s legs, rubbing against his ankles. Bernard looked on in disgust.
    Adam made the mistake of leaning over to pet her. He now had a furry stalker friend for life. Sasha purred loudly as she proceeded to try to climb up his leg. Before he knew what was happening, he had a chocolate Burmese cat lounging in his arm, the perfect picture of contentment.
    “She’s friendly, huh?” Adam laughed as he stroked the insistent cat.
    “Seems that way.” I had to smile as Sasha decided that the human was to pet her and pay her attention. If only humans could deal with their feelings in such a straightforward manner. I drifted off into a quick fantasy about purring and trying to sit on Adam’s knee. Nope. He’d likely run out and get a restraining order. Cats had an enviable life.
    “I’m glad you invited me over,” Adam said after some small talk. “It feels like we’ve really gotten to know one another well lately. I would invite you over to my cottage, but I need to find a more long-term place to stay first.”
    He looked sincerely sad that he hadn’t invited me over. I thought the sheepish smile looked adorable on him.
    “It’s fine! I’m sure you’re glad not to be staring at the same four walls for a little bit.” I smiled, glancing at Sasha, who had draped herself happily across Adam’s feet.
    “I’m in great company,” he agreed, as he gently nudged Sasha, sending the cat into a stretch and a contented purr. He reached over to his bag and pulled out the envelope. “I had the images blown up and printed. I didn’t see anything at a glance, but hopefully between us something will catch our eyes.”
    “Right.” I cleared away the plates to one side and scooted closer. I tried to keep my mind on the pictures and not on the fact that our shoulders were almost touching. It had been such a long week that it was hard not to take Sasha’s example and lean on him for just