âNo, Iâm not engaged. Iâm single, Iâm just not really a âSunday schoolâ type of guy,â he says, using his fingers to make air quotes.
I hate when people do that.
When I was a little kid, I had a teacher who used air quotes every time she said the word âfriends.â For the longest time, I thought she was half deaf and couldnât really hear the word friends and decided to make up her own sign language for it.
Once I figured out that meant air quotes, I wasnât sure if my teacher was trying to say she had no true friends or she was just lonely.
âWhy not?â I ask Tyler.
He grins at me, blue eyes sparkling. âI like you, Paige. You donât beat around the bush.â Then he shrugs. âToo regimented. I like studying Godâs Word when I donât have to sit in a folding chair for an hour.â
âYou go to church, though,â I point out.
âI sit in a pew there. And we stand to sing.â Tyler shrugs again. âItâs just not for me. And trust me. Iâve tried a lot of Sunday school classes.â
He isnât missing out on too much. Not while Pastor Dan is on sabbatical.
âWhat are you doing now?â he asks me, squinting in the sunlight.
âGoing to the grocery store. Then Iâm going home for a few minutes.â And working on the wreath before Layla calls to tell me she is done having lunch with her parents and Peter.
âI can show you all the invitations Iâve been collecting that I really like,â she said all bubbly when I left a few minutes ago.
I am excited for Laylaâs parents. And it is really kind of her to throw this party for them. And I donât even mind helping with the party. I just wish someone else was helping who knows more about what to do. It is sort of like handing a person whoâs only watched monkeys swing through the trees a Tarzan rope and telling them to hang ten.
Or whatever you say to Tarzan before he leaps through the trees. Iâm not really a Tarzan buff.
No pun intended.
I blink and rub my head. I need some sleep. Or some caffeine.
Tyler is still there and now heâs grinning at me. âHey, Iâve got a better idea. Letâs go get lunch.â
âLetâs?â
âYeah, letâs. You and me.â
I shake my head. âIâd like to, really, but I have to go to the grocery store. If I donât go today, then I have to eat Sonic for the whole next week, and Iâm already into Marchâs eating-out budget.â Not to mention the awful, greasy feeling my face had after Iâd eaten Sonic three days in a row.
âOh, okay. Some other time then.â
âYes, Iâd like that.â I donât want to be mean. I just have to go to the store before Layla calls me, because there is no telling how long I will be at her apartment this afternoon. I look at Tyler, feeling bad. âIâm sorry.â
âWhy are you apologizing?â He shrugs. âYouâve got plans. It just means Iâll have to plan further ahead or find a better day next time.â
I nod. Planning ahead is always a good thing.
âPaige! Paige, wait up!â Rick comes running across the parking lot. He stops in front of us, breathing hard. âWhew! I havenât run like that in â¦â He heaves his breath, locking his hands behind his head. âDude, I canât even remember.â
âYou canât remember why you ran over here like that?â I ask.
âNo, I canât remember how long itâs been since I ran like that. Look, Paige, I wanted to ask you. Thereâs a girl who came into youth group this morning who is really going through a rough patch. Her parents just got divorced and she just moved here with her mom. Usually I would give this over to Natalie, but â¦â He shrugs, looking at me.
I nod. âDilated?â
âStill. I moved a cot into my office here.â
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Brian Keene, J.F. Gonzalez