their sleep. And Abromowitz, this shmuck Iâve known forever, has Ira wanting to buy his inventory. Guyâs in the dildo biz. I told him Iâd come over tomorrow but Iâll tell you right now, Iâm not a opening my wallet for shit. You should come with me. Itâll be good for ya.â
âDad?â
âWhat?â
âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âWeâre in the mood to see some boys,â Brandi says. âDebra says she wants to get whistled at.â
âNo, I donât,â she says. âI never said that.â
âArlene, donât turn my little girl into someone sheâs not, okay?â
âLittle girl? Sheâs not exactly a baby.â
âLetâs get back to city,â my father says. âHow âbout a movie?â
Debraâs smile fades as she glances at me. âI think weâd better get back to Newstead.â
âWhat?â
âThe car, momâs car,â I say. âShe wouldnât drive us, ya know, the Sabbath and all. I ended up taking it without, really . . .â
âWhat are you telling me?â He looks at Brandi, his eyes blinking. âWhat did he just say?â
âI think he said he took the car.â
âItâs Shabbat,â Debra says. âWe donât drive.â
âWe borrowed it,â I say. âIâll call her. Iâll call her right now.â
My dad has his hands on his head. âFrom
where
? She canât pick up the phone anyway.
Christ
, David. That was stupid. Get in the car.
Iâm
driving, move over. Move!â
âItâll all work out,â Brandi says.
âYou know whoâs gonna pay for this.
Right?
â
I look at my father as I get in the passenger seat. âSorry.â
âYeah, me too!â
Debra looks chastened and stressed. She starts rubbing off the lipstick with the back of her hand. Itâs smears up onto her cheeks and nose and now her sleeve.
âUm . . . thatâs not really how Iâd do that,â Brandi says, looking for a tissue in her purse. âStay still. Letâs keep it off your clothes.â
âAnd off your motherâs car,â my father says, sitting up to find her in the rearview. âShe looks like sheâs been punched, Arlene.â
âStay still,â says Brandi. âLet me get your eyelids.â
âSheâll probably call the cops.â
Grand theft auto. Kidnapping. Speeding. Cursing. Hating. Iâll tell them I was inspired by my own father. He also ignored her and we flew out of there, leaving the smell of rubber on the driveway. I ignore her and Iâm going to jail. Whyâd you do it, kid? Whyâd you steal your mamaâs car? Because sheâs a killer of fun. A murderer of energy and glee. She says
no
, you
canât
, the same way her grand rabbi says she canât and wonât and shouldnât and, â
Donât!
â
I just yelled that as loud as I could.
My fatherâs eyes are pinned on me. âDonât what?â
I TâS IMPOSSIBLE TO miss her. Sheâs the first thing we see when my father pulls up to the curb on East Jerusalem Place. Standing outside the passenger door of a running taxi, her face a furious stone.
âBe calm,â Brandi says. âYouâve done nothing wrong.â
âYou donât understand,â Debra says.
âHelp her with her hair,â I say. âWhereâs the tie?â
âDonât tell me you lost it, Arlene.â
âI didnât lose it,â Brandi says. âOh, here it is, here it is.â
When my mother sees us she points at the windshield and quickly walks our way.
My fatherâs out of the car first, his hands in the air. âHey there, gorgeous. I heard there was a misunderstanding.â
âGive me the keys, Martin,â she says, and stabs me with her eyes as I exit the car.
He hands them to her