know, manner, I guess. The guy didnât have any money or any job or any big fat title, but he still walked around like he owned the place. Like he was in charge. It was kind of creepy. Like, what was this? Mind control or something? What did he have over everybody? Why wasnât everybody just telling him to get lost? Why wasnât anybody ?
The Consuela thing was weird too. I didnât know herâlike I said, Iâd only seen her that one timeâbut she sure didnât look like your typical criminal. She seemed so sweet and nice and kind of scared of everything. Maybe that was just some big act, but I have to tell you, she had me convinced.
I started to think that maybe Byron was blackmailing both of them. About what, I didnât know. All I knew was that Byron was beginning to look more like an evil genius and less like just some dirty bum who kicked me out of my bedroom.
I needed some time to pull myself together. I found this playground nobody I know goes to and sat on a swing until I got cold and some little kid started hassling me about hogging it. Then I hung out at Toulanyâs for a couple of hours until the guy behind the counter pointed at the âNo loiteringâ sign and told me to buy something or get going. I bought one red licorice. He rolled his eyes, and I left. It was almost six oâclock by that time, and I knew that if I didnât get home soon, Andy would be suspicious. Iâd just say I stayed late for science club or some other dorky thing.
I tried to come into the apartment the same way I always do. I threw the door open so it banged against the wall. I dumped my knapsack right in the middle of the floor so Andy would have to kick it out of her way when she walked in. And then I got all ready not to answer when Byron did his âHow was school?â thing.
Only problem was, Byron didnât do anything. Didnât say anything either. The apartment was dead quiet.
I went to the bathroom as if I needed to pee. I went to the kitchen as if I was hoping there might be some leftover pizza. I stuck my head in my old room as if I was looking for my Discman.
Byron wasnât anywhere.
Thatâs okay, I thought. He knows Iâll be back from school by now. Heâll have an excuse all ready for why a homebody like him would be out on the town. I even figured out what I was going to say when he walked in: âHey, I thought vampires werenât allowed out in daylight.â It was a little lame, but it was good enough.
I could see there was a message on the phone, and I realized that Mrs. Payzant probably called to find out why I wasnât in school. I figured Andy had her on the payroll. Mrs. Payzant was always really nice to my face, but as soon as I came in three minutes late or got less than 99.4 percent on a test, sheâd be calling Andy to discuss her âconcerns.â Between the two of them, theyâd pretty much killed any chance I had to be normal.
I was right. Mrs. Payzant had called. I just had to hope it was after Byron left. I erased her message and listened to the next one. It had come in at 3:38. It was from Andy.
âHello, honey,â she said. âItâs just me, Mama. Iâm going to be home a little late for dinner, but I made you something and put it in the freezer. If you want to get yourself some of those donuts you likeâyou know, the ones with the special fillingâthereâs some money in the Playerâs Tobacco tin by the stove. Iâll be back as soon as I can. Oh, and if you need to reach me, call me atâ¦â
The line went dead, but I had heard enough to know what had happened.
An alien had taken over my motherâs mouth.
chapter
sixteen
Dismissal
Termination of employment
The firing of an employee
H oney?!?â
âMama?!?â
âI made you something?!?â
What was going on? What happened to âHey, kid, itâs me.
âI made you