talk?
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EMILY: I think Iâll have a look around the country for a bit . . .
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SKIP: Donât go far . . . please. To Felix: Iâm expecting your call the moment you have any news, sir.
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FELIX: Rest assured. Skip exits. To Emily: Then may I expect you for dinner, Miss Shapiro? I was serious about your haircut, I find it very moving in a way that is particularly important to me.
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EMILY: A moving haircut!âin that case, yes, Iâd love dinner . . .
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FELIX: Until tonight then, Miss Shapiro!
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He gets to the periphery where Henri intercepts himâintimately.
HENRI: What happened?
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FELIX: I canât talk about it.
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HENRI: Well, how did he get out?
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FELIX: He paid off the guards.
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HENRI: Whereâd he get the money?
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FELIX: How the hell would I know!âTheyâre trying to hand me this bullshit that he walked through the walls. Theyâre calling him a magician, but he paid them off and Iâve locked them all up and Iâm going to find that little bastard if I do nothing else in my life!
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He starts out; Henri grabs his arm.
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HENRI: Felix! Do nothing! Thank your lucky stars, itâs a blessing.
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FELIX, loudly, angered: A blessing? Itâs chaos!âAnd Iâm going to miss my analysis day in Miami!
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Felix throws off Henriâs hand, goes to Emily, kisses
her hand.
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Again!âUntil tonight, Miss Shapiro!
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With a gallant wave he exits. Henri starts to follow,
but halts and turns to Emily.
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HENRI: You could stop this, you know.
EMILY: Me!
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HENRI: Couldnât you try to dissuade him? Seriouslyâhe can be very affected by good-looking women. Heâs undergoing psychoanalysis now. Iâve never known him to be quite this ambivalent about thingsâlast year heâd have shot this man by now. And to be candid, I thought his reaction to meeting you was amazingly genuine . . . I mean his feeling.
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EMILY: And he did like my haircut.
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HENRI: Heâs a big baby, you know; his mother nursed him till he was seven.
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EMILY: I hope you donât expect me to pick up where she left off.
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SARAH, closing her phone: Iâm pregnant!
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EMILY: Oh, Sarah!
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She bursts into tears.
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SARAH: Whatâs the matter? Taking her hand as she weeps loudly, uncontrolled . Oh Emily, what is it!
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EMILY: Iâm so glad for you! I mean you look so happy and Iâm all fucked up! Kisses Sarah. Drink milk or something . . .
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HENRI: I do admire your irony!
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EMILY: Yes, Iâm famous for it. Miss Irony Mud.âOkay, Iâll margarine the General.
HENRI: Thank you, my dear.
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EMILY: Tell me, Henri, as a truth-loving philosopherâwouldnât you gladly resign from the human race if only there was another one to belong to?
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HENRI: Oh, of course. But are we sure it would be any better?
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Blackout.
SCENE 3
Stanley, an apostle, softly plays a harmonica in Felixâs
office. Sneakers, unkempt ponytail, blue denim shirt,
backpack.
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Felix enters.
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FELIX: Thank you for coming.
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STANLEY: Well, I was arrested.
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FELIX: Whatâs your name again?
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STANLEY: Stanley.
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FELIX: You know who I am.
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STANLEY: Of course. Youâre the head.
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FELIX: Tha-a-a-tâs right, I am the head. Iâm told youâre very close to him.
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STANLEY, cautiously: You could say that.
FELIX: Asshole buddies.
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STANLEY: . . . I never put it quite that way.
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FELIX: Iâm told you did some . . . service for us a while back.
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STANLEY: Iâve made some mistakes in my life, that was one of the big ones.
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FELIX: We need to know where he is. Thereâs good money in the information.
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STANLEY: Thanks, but I really donât need money right now.
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FELIX: Then tell me gratisâwhere is he?
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STANLEY: Iâve no idea.