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in the vomit–choked drain.
    I’d failed at playing hooky from work, and I couldn’t even get away with it here at home, I thought, reaching for the toilet paper.
     
    Chapter 13
     
    Straddling his Frejus ten–speed, the Teacher clung with one hand to the rear fender of a number 5 city bus barreling along Fifth Avenue. Just as it got to 52nd, he let go and peeled off down the side street. Legs already pumping, he was just able to thread the bike between a town car and the huge wooden wheels of a Central Park buggy.
    After being dropped at the Port Authority, he had jogged back to his apartment and changed into another, entirely different outfit — frayed Bianchi bike shorts, faded Motta top, and bike helmet — and picked up the ten–speed. Now he looked like any other low–rent, imitation Lance Armstrong bike messenger.
    Stick and move, he thought, wrenching the ten–speed high into the air to bunny–hop a construction plate.
    And this disguise had another beauty of its own. It was bursting with irony and symbolism. Because he was delivering one mother of a message this morning.
    To: World
     
    From: The Teacher
     
    Subject: Existence, the Universe, the Meaninglessness of Life
    Like background music to his thoughts, a cacophony of car horns on full blast rose from the vehicles clogged motionless in the narrow trench of the street as a delivery truck tried to parallel–park.
    “Shaddup, ya dirty scumbags!” the truck’s ape–faced driver was yelling out the window.
    You have a nice day, too, the Teacher thought, lasering the bike through the mess.
    The stink of garbage and piss assaulted his nostrils as he sailed past a waist–high line of black Hefty trash bags piled along the curb. Or was it coming from the hot dog cart beside them? Hard to tell. He spotted a parking sign with the pleasant greeting DON’T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE! Jesus — why not just cut to the chase and say, COMMIT SUICIDE?
    He gaped in disbelief at the gutless herds of secretaries and businesspeople milling around on the corners, waiting like sheep for the stoplights that controlled their lives. How could they even pretend that this living hell they were zombie–shuffling through was acceptable? Legions of the walking dead, with a brainlessness that defied reason.
    But wait. They weren’t necessarily brainless, or even stupid — that was a bit harsh. They were ignorant. Uninstructed.
    And that was where he came in: to show them the way.
    He brought the bike to a skidding, tire–squealing stop in front of a restaurant on the north side of the street.
    This morning’s second lesson was going to be even more impressive than the first one.
    The line of jockey statues on the 21 Club’s balcony looked down arrogantly as he slipped his OnGuard lock over his head and chained the Frejus to the wrought–iron railing. As he maneuvered through the throng of well–dressed businesspeople under the awning, a barrage of new scents wafted to him — this time, rich cigar smoke, succulent steak, and expensive perfume. Stepping inside the place was like entering another dimension, one of muted lighting and classy jazz, of fireplaces and draperies and wingback chairs.
    For just a second, his will wavered. For the slightest of moments, he was tempted to keep on walking to the dark wood–paneled bar in the back — to order a cold, stiff, alcoholic drink, to lay down his burden at one of the plush red leather banquettes, to put aside the mighty cup of his destiny.
    He steeled himself. The cup was heavy, yes — it would crush most men. Only an equally strong resolve, like his own, could bear it. That resolve would not fail.
    “Excuse me! Whoa!” a voice said. The Teacher turned to see a tall maître d’ zeroing in on him like a smart bomb. “Jackets are required and restrooms are for customers only. If you’re making a delivery, use the service entrance.”
    “This is the Twenty–one Club, right?” the Teacher said.
    The mâitre d’s