Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man by Dan Anderson, Maggie Berman Read Free Book Online Page B

and not just the green ones.
    COMBO PLATTERS
    Just like when you’re at the shoe salon and can’t decide between the Prada pumps, the Ferragamo flats, or the Blahnik boots, the answer is to go for all three, because you’ll always find an occasion to use them. Following the fashion rule of mix and match, you’ll want to combine some of your “do not enter”
    techniques for maximum enjoyment. After some kissing and massage action, get him into position for a little Princeton Belly Rub. If he likes this, he may get close to climax, so be careful not to let him pass the point of no return. Go back to some hugging and nipple action to cool him down for a couple of minutes. Next, have him lie on his back, then it’s your option to do manual labor, oral action or both. You can work on yourself a bit during this, too, and he should figure out that it’s his turn to do the same to you.
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    Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man M&Ms. Lie on your back, and have him straddle above you on his knees. You may want to work a little of your hand magic on him for a bit to keep things moving. If you haven’t yet, put some lube or lotion on your hand or tummy to keep things going smoothly. Try working in some massage techniques (see chapter 4). When you decide you’re ready, just start handling yourself. Keep your eyes on him so that he knows you’re enjoying watching him, and he should overcome any shyness about tossing off.
    WAIT HERE
    So your next question is “What do I do while I’m waiting for him?” Even though you may be thinking about how your nails look, it’s probably not a good idea to whip out your Revlon and start polishing. Ideally, if you’re doing M&Ms, you should both be able to have orgasms at around the same time. In rare instances, however, your guy may take a lot longer than you.
    If you find yourself in this situation, you’ll want to help him along as much as possible. While he’s tossing off, whip out all your tips and work on his nipples, inner thighs, buttocks and testicles. He should get a charge out of that. Holding his testicles with one hand and pressing around the base of his shaft in the L formation should also bring him closer to orgasm.
    If he needs a little more lube, squirt some onto his penis or into his working hand. Maggie swears that you’ll encounter this about as often as you’d see Ed McMahon walking up your driveway with a $10 million check. Danny says to see his notes on Pig Dick (chapter 12).
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    “Do Not Enter” Alternatives
    The important thing to remember is that you don’t want to seem uninterested in his orgasm, and the truth is, you probably are interested in it. He’ll like your hands massaging and touching him, so he doesn’t feel like he’s flying solo. He’ll also like it if you gaze admiringly at Mr. Stiffy and give him a warm, affectionate sigh of happiness for a job well done. That way, he’ll know you’re happy and that it’s okay for him to let loose, too. So hold on, relax and enjoy the view.
    CALL ME
    All this brings us to another set of “do not enter” alternatives where the participants can be across town, or across the globe, depending on your budget. Phone sex can offer a hot and heady experience when both partners go about it with gusto. Unlike those naughty late-night ads on the adult station offering men and women waiting to talk to you, we’re talking about phone sex between two partners who are equally involved. You may think, “Why bother?”—but it’s something you might try. If you want to get an idea of what it’s like, or what to say, try calling one of the gay or straight 900 numbers. Just be prepared with something to tell your husband when he questions the phone bill.
    Our friend Margie had several romantic encounters with a guy we’ll call Richard, whom we all met in our friendly neighborhood bar. He