Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man by Dan Anderson, Maggie Berman Read Free Book Online

Whenever you’re engaging in shower action, keep your back to the water so that your face isn’t constantly bombarded by shower spray. And don’t forget the rubber bath mat. You want him to swoon in ecstasy, but you don’t him want to slip and crack his head open. Moreover, your knees will be a lot happier with a little cushioning.
    Speaking of being down on your knees, you might want to try some oral action while you’re both in the morning shower.
    Start with hugs, kisses and soaping him up all over. Drop that little inflatable pillow on the floor of the tub, kneel on it, and don’t forget to come up for air every once in a while. The water will feel great on both of your heads and, when you’re done, you might suggest that he try working with that pulsating shower massager on you.
    Maggie fondly remembers a morning-after tryst in the shower with a strapping Norwegian grad student. He had her bend at the waist, arms outstretched, with her hands 104
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    against the wall for support. Keeping her legs pressed tightly together, he slid his soaped-up shaft back and forth between her thighs. Then he turned her around and continued face-to-face. Swearing that cleanliness and godliness went hand in hand, she rated him “A+” for being such an advanced student.
    PRINCETON BELLY RUB
    And while we’re on the subject of school, let’s talk about a drier technique which, in Danny’s circle at least, is called the Princeton Belly Rub. When Danny was a student at Columbia, the Princeton boys used to come up to the big city for weekends of fun and frolicking. So many of them were fond of the same technique that it eventually became known as the Princeton Belly Rub. Danny fondly remembers one history student from Princeton who was so good at it that he’s earned a treasured place in Danny’s personal history.
    The basic position is face-to-face, lying down. The guy on top is in a push-ups position, with elbows bent or on the bed.
    Penises go side by side, and then the top guy rocks back and forth using his toes for leverage. It feels great, and the fellow on the bottom can glide, too, till he finds a spot that’s good for him. The beauty of the belly rub for two guys is that they can ejaculate at almost the same time, wash up and head out for a cocktail. For you, it will work best if your legs are open and his legs are straight out, between yours. Then, he can press Mr. Stiffy against your love button. You might try massaging his buttocks or nipples while he’s doing
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    Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man this. After climax, just use your nearby hand towel to dry off your belly. This is such a vigorous workout that it’s a good idea to make sure you’re a satisfied customer first.
    BACK SLIDERS
    While some women, and more than a few frat boy types, think men will enjoy rubbing their penis between a woman’s breasts, we find this unwieldy and virtually impossible for the bosom-ly challenged. A better way of simulating intercourse is called a back slider. This is where you lie facedown on your stomach, while he places some lubricant on your bottom (as opposed to in it), between the cheeks. The guy lies on top, or straddles on his knees, and glides his shaft between those golden globes.
    Like the Princeton Belly Rub, it feels great and is totally safe.
    Just remember that this is a short step away from backdoor sex, and that if you decide to do that, you’ll need more lubricant and a condom.
    THE PEARL NECKLACE
    Another alternative, which we hear is very popular with both straight and gay couples in the Hamptons, is called the pearl necklace. Danny listened with great fascination as a gal pal in East Hampton told him about an adventure in which the guy gave her a pearl necklace right in the middle of fooling around.
    “Boy,” he thought admiringly, “that’s amazing.” It was only after he asked her the size of the pearls, and whether they were freshwater or cultured, that he