foul smell hit me. Old Ben Harleyâs home-made private stash was disgusting. The smell soon wore off though, once the air got at it.
I knew why she was giving it to Angus. And I knew now why the midges werenât bothering us.
âThere. Thatâs our toll paid.â
Peggy put the bottle into Angusâs hand. He sniffed at it.
âItâs poison.â
âNo, just smells like it. I wouldnât drink it though. Itâs got better uses. Just dab some on your beard.â
He did. Then he re-corked the bottle and set it down.
âWell? Now what?â
âWell, look at yourself.â
âHow can I look at myself,â Angus said, âwhen thereâs nae mirror? Thereâs been nae mirror for years.â
âEvidently â¦â Peggy muttered.
âThen whatâs this stuff do?â
âHavenât you noticed?â
It took him a few more seconds. Then a smile spread across his face.
âThe midges!â he said. âTheyâre leaving me alone! Theyâve tormented me every minute of the day since I canât remember! Theyâre leaving me alone!â
âAnd itâll last a long time too,â Peggy said. âEspecially if youâre not big on washing.â
âDonât have the water to spare,â Angus said. âNot that that means I donât maintain standards. Always been big on personal hygiene. A bath every three or four months, whether I need it or not.â
âIâm pleased to hear it,â Peggy said. âThen that bottle there should last you years. You just need a dab and theyâll keep their distance and not bother you again.â
âItâs wonderful,â Angus said. âItâs like someone turned the misery off.â
âIs that us quits then?â Peggy said. âHave we paid the toll?â
âMore than paid it,â Angus said. âBut I donât have any change.â
âWeâre not expecting any,â Peggy said. âJust happy to help. Arenât we?â
âYes, Gran,â Gemma agreed.
âVery happy,â I said.
âThen Iâll let you get on your way,â the Troll said â and he wasnât really such a troll now. He was just another person, a rather large and frightening one, but essentially just like us.
âWeâll do that then,â Peggy said. âGemma, Martin ââ
âGoodbye, Angus,â Gemma said.
âWhat a pretty wee girl,â Angus said to Peggy. âI compliment you on your granddaughter. Sheâs just like my Nancy. So young, and full of life â and the young man here, reminds me of my Colin â¦â And then his voice trailed away.
âA pleasure to meet you, Mr Angus,â I said.
âA pleasure to meet you all. And thank you for the ⦠thanks.â
âNot at all. If youâre ready then ââ
Peggy led us aboard. Angus helped us untie and he stood watching from the jetty as we uncovered the solar panels and unfurled the wind sails.
He undid the lines that held up the net blocking our way; the net sank down and we were free to leave.
âSail safely now,â he said. âMind how you go. Thereâs some weird people about,â he said. âYou want to be careful.â
âItâs just straight on, isnât it?â Peggy said.
âThatâs the way. Empty sky for about fifty kilometres, and then youâll see the Isle of Ignorance.â
âWeâll see the what?â
We were already sailing and his voice was lost on the wind.
âIgnorance. Youâll see it. But keep going.â
And he waved, and we moved on.
I looked back. We could just see him changing the sign by the jetty.
It now read THE TOLL TROLL IS: OUT .
And he was reeling the net in, and the way was now clear. And there was no longer a swarm of angry midges around his head, and he somehow looked less angry too.
The last we saw of him, he