I need four. And anyway, yours is much too big.â
âThatâs why I thought we could make it into fourâwith a little adjustment.â The womanâs fingers strayed over it pushing, pulling.
âThere! Howâs that?â
âWell, I never! However did youâNow, if weâd got a nail or twoâor a screw. Iâll get my hubbyââ
âI think I can manage.â She bent over the pram. Mrs. Badstock peered down to try and see what was happening.
The other woman straightened up suddenly. The pram stood on four wheels.
âIt will want a little oil, and some new lining.â
âI can see to that easy! What a boon it will be. Youâre quite a little home mechanic, arenât you, ducks? How on earth did you manage it?â
âI donât know really,â said St. Catherine vaguely. âIt justâhappens.â
The tall woman in the brocade dress said with authority: âBring them up to the house. Thereâs plenty of room.â
The man and the woman looked at her suspiciously. Their six children did the same.
âThe Council are finding us somewhere,â said the man sullenly.
âBut theyâre going to separate us,â said the woman.
âAnd you donât want that?â
âOf course we donât.â
Three of the children began to cry.
âShut your bloody mouths,â said the man, but without rancour.
âBeen saying theyâd evict us for a long time,â said the man. âNow theyâve done it. Always whining about their rent. Iâve better things to do with my money than pay rent. Thatâs Councils all over for you.â
He was not a nice man. His wife was not very nice either, St. Barbara thought. But they loved their children.
âYouâd better all come up to my place,â she said.
âWhere is it?â
âUp there.â She pointed.
They turned to look.
âButâthatâs a Castle ,â the woman exclaimed in awestruck tones.
âYes, itâs a Castle all right. So you see, there will be lots of room â¦â
St. ScoithÃn stood rather doubtfully on the seashore. He wasnât quite sure what to do with his Salmon.
He could smoke it, of courseâit would last longer that way. The trouble was that it was really only the rich who like smoked salmon, and the rich had quite enough things already. The poor much preferred their salmon in tins. Perhapsâ
The Salmon writhed in his hands, and St. ScoithÃn jumped.
âMaster,â said the Salmon.
St. ScoithÃn looked at it.
âIt is nearly a thousand years since I saw the sea,â said the Salmon pleadingly.
St. ScoithÃn smiled at him affectionately. He walked out on the sea, and lowered the Salmon gently into the water.
âGo with God,â he said.
He walked back to the shore, and almost immediately stumbled over a big heap of tins of salmon with a purple flower stuck on top of them.
St. Cristina was walking along a crowded City street. The traffic roared past her. The air was full of diesel fumes.
âThis is terrible,â said St. Cristina, holding her nose. âI must do something about this. And why donât they empty the dustbins oftener? Itâs very bad for people.â She pondered. âPerhaps I had better go into Parliament â¦â
St. Peter was busy setting out his Loaf and Fish stall.
âOld Age Pensioners first,â he said. âCome on, Granddad.â
âAre you National Assistance?â the old man asked suspiciously.
âThat kind of thing.â
âNot religious, is it? Iâm not going to sing hymns.â
âWhen the foodâs all gone, I shall preach,â said Peter. âBut you donât have to stay on and listen.â
âSounds fair enough. What are you going to preach about?â
âSomething quite simple. Just how to attain Eternal Life.â
A younger man gave a hoot of
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