scrambled toward the bleachers and practically dove to my secret spot, getting a small grass stain on my jeans in the process. Whoops. Mom was not going to be too thrilled about that one.
âMorning! Letâs run some drills,â the same voice shouted. âLiam, youâre up!â
Liam! I poked my head out, but he was hard to see. The soccer team had grownâthere had to be at least twenty people out thereâand they were all dressed in the same royal-blue-and-white uniform. They kept movingâducking, weaving, tossing, turning, hokeying, pokeying, whatever else soccer players doâand right as I thought I saw Liam, he started running down the field in a different direction. Well, fine. I shouldnât want to see Liam anyway. I didnât want to, as a matter of fact. Heâd dumped me, and that was that. It was really too bad that he happened to still be cute and funny and weird in the coolest way ever. I think all that stuff should automatically get taken away from you when you dump someone.
The one problem with Spying Saturdays was that Jeg and I had had to fully commit. Since the bleachers were at the far end of the field, we had to get there before the team did and then we couldnât leave until after they left, or else weâd risk being seen in the big open space between the bleachers and the street that led to my house.
As I sat under the bleachers now, I realized that I was extremely unprepared for this. I didnât have candy, for one thing. Or comfy pants. Or a friend. Also, I discovered, I really needed to go to the bathroom.
There was one at the end of the field I had come from, the side near my house, but no way was that going to happen. Iâd basically have to run right through the middle of the game. I couldnât always tell which player Liam was, but he would have no trouble picking out the girl who wasnât supposed to be there.
âGreat kick, Liam! Now pass it to Kevin so he can shoot.â There was the coachâs loud voice again.
I peered through the open space anxiously, hoping to somehow catch Liamâs eye in the sea of soccer players. But what would be the point of that? His eye didnât want to see my eye, or else our eyes would still be going out, along with the rest of us. Him seeing me wouldnât magically remind him that he used to like me (and probably still could, if he tried hard enough).
I flapped my legs up and down in my criss-cross-applesauce position. Why did I have all that cocoa before I left for my walk? I should never, ever have two giant cups of cocoaâof anything, reallyâbefore I go on a walk. I had learned this lesson before. The tricky part was remembering not to be so dumb.
âAHHH!â DUMB formed on my leg, and I couldnât help yelling out. That dumb word itched like crazy. I clasped my hands over my mouth.
Please donât let them have heard, I silently begged.
To my relief, there was no coachâs voice booming, Letâs all go investigate that strange noise we just heard from the bleachers! It sounded like a girl being attacked by her own leg! There was only the sound of kicking.
What was I going to do? They hadnât heard my AHHH! , but they would definitely hear the sound of a girl peeing behind a bleacher. And that was something Iâd never do anyway.
If Jeg were here, she would come up with some brilliant plan that only Jeg would think of. It would be so much fun to pull off that I would forget that the whole reason for having it was that I was going to explode any second.
A few drops of water leaked from my eyes, so I looked up to force the tears back where they came from. I missed Jeg. I really did. And I missed Liam, and that made me feel like dirt. I had a new boyfriend, so I shouldnât miss my old one! But Nice Andy would never make me feel how Liam did, no matter how much string cheese he gave me. Liam was just the right amount of nice. He was a little weird,
Marguerite Henry, Bonnie Shields