wifeâs waist and bussed her noisily on the cheek. âGentlemen, though itâs not yet Valentineâs Day, Iâm sure no one will object if you begin your wooing now.â
âHuzzah!â Mr. Dellingcourt shouted, grabbing Lady Imogene in a most lascivious manner. All the men in the room except Lord Kenderly and Mr. Parker-Roth embraced their companions. Mr. Parker-Roth didnât have to; Lady Noughton threw her arms around him and pulled his head down for a kiss. His hands landed on her derriere.
Jo looked away. How mortifying. She quickly stepped back from Lord Kenderly. Was he going to maul her in the same fashion?
No, he merely offered her his arm. She took it, swallowing a ridiculous feeling of disappointment. She was relieved. Of course she was relieved. âIâm afraid Iâm not used to . . .â She waved her free hand, not quite certain how to describe the scene.
âYes, well, Iâm not used to it either.â He was frowning at Mr. Parker-Roth and Lady Noughton.
âThen why did you come?â Dear God, Lady Noughton had her hand on the front of Mr. Parker-Rothâs breeches.
Lord Kenderly put some distance between them and his friend. âTo keep an eye on Stephen. I canât shake the feeling that Maria means to trap him into marrying her.â
Mr. Parker-Roth and Lady Noughton appeared to be on extremely intimate terms already. âWould that be such a terrible thing?â
âIt would be a disaster.â He bent his head and dropped his voice so they wouldnât be overheard, not that anyone was paying them the least bit of attentionâeveryone else was far too involved in sinful behavior. Sir Humphrey had his hand on Mrs. Butterwickâs breasts, and Mr. Dellingcourt was nibbling on Lady Imogeneâs ear as they made their way toward the dining room.
âMaria is a creature of London. She thinks Stephen would be happy living in Town; she seems not to have noticed he never stays there more than a few weeks before heâs off searching for new plant species.â
âOh.â Mr. Parker-Roth and Lady Noughton were strolling toward the door now. âPerhaps she could accompany him.â
Lord Kenderly snorted. âPigs will fly long before Maria will set her expensively shod toe into the heat and mud of South America.â
âI see.â She watched Lady Noughtonâs elegant derriere swish out the door. He had a point.
âAnd Stephen comes from a large, close family. When he does wed, heâll want several children. Maria would never agree to so inconvenience herself or her figure.â
âAh.â And how many children would Lord Kenderly like? He was an earl. He must plan to have an heir and a spare at least. She flushed. That was none of her concern. âBut if Lady Noughton lovesââ
Lord Kenderly scowled at her. âMaria loves no one but herself.â
Was the earl a dog in the manger? An unpleasant, but unfortunately reasonable thought. Lady Noughton was very beautiful in a brittle sort of way. âThen why would she wish to marry?â
âI donât know. The current Lord Noughton disapproves of her, so her funds may be in jeopardy. Likely itâs desperation that persuades her sheâs in love with Stephen.â
âBut how could she trap Mr. Parker-Roth? Sheâs a widow, not a debutante.â
Lord Kenderly looked awayâand must have realized they were the only people left in the parlor. He started toward the door. âI admit that has me puzzled.â
âPerhaps you are imagining problems where there are none.â
âI am not. I overheard Maria talking to Lady Greyham at the Wainwright soiree last week.â
âEavesdropping?â
The man didnât even blush. âYes. Unfortunately, I didnât hear the whole of it, so I donât know exactly what kind of trap Maria plans to setâwhich is why Iâm telling you all
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