point of going a year without it? Or five years? Maybe heâs a really great guy, but he can be a great guy with someone heâs sexually compatible with. Believe it or not, there are women out there who donât want that. They think itâs gross or it makes them uncomfortable. I once even met a woman whose nerves were so sensitive that she found it too intense and didnât like it. Let him date that woman. Or better yet, he can hook up with one of those girls who hates blow jobs and they can live resentfully together for the rest of their lives.â
Veronica smiled. âBut you, letter writer, you can look around at this very large gathering of men who love to go downââ she swept a hand over the crowd, and several guys jumped to their feet with triumphant fists in the air ââand you can decide to choose another path. A path that involves cunnilingus, and lots of it. My hunch is thatâs the path for you.â
Gabe thought of the Robert Frost poem about two roads diverging in a wood and shook his head in wonder. Probably not what Frost had had in mind, but who really knew?
Her next question was from a woman whoâd received hateful messages online telling her she was fat and slutty and whoâd then tracked down the IP address to her sisterâs computer.
Gabe half listened to Veronicaâs answer, but he was more interested in the way her voice changed from wry humor to serious concern. Was she only acting or did she really feel that deeply for these people? He couldnât tell, but the whole room went quiet as she talked about betrayal and pain.
âI canât begin to guess at her reasons. Iâm sure she tells herself she has them, but she is consciously hurting you. Sheâs trying to damage you on the deepest level. Now, people do that all the time. There are people online who spend every day swooping down on strangers just to hurt them and they find that entertaining. But this is your
sister
. You canât just ignore that. Youâre going to have to talk to her, because youâre both adults and part of being an adult is doing difficult things.
âTell her you need it to stop. And if youâre open to the answer, ask her why. Find out whatâs really going on, because I guarantee that it has nothing to do with your body and what you do with it. Itâs all about her. Maybe sheâs having issues with your parents. Maybe theyâre using your success to shame her. Or maybe sheâs just depressed and angry and lashing out. Ask her why. And if you donât like her answer, you have every right to cut her out of your life, but be honest with your family about why youâve done it, or she will make you into the bad guy.â
The applause was more subdued this time, but Veronica smiled. âDonât worry. The next question is about boobs.â
When she started giving advice about living with a small chest, Gabe felt less guilty about checking her breasts out. She gestured to them as she was talking, after all. People were laughing so hard it was difficult to hear everything she said about bra shopping and dress styles, but he had a perfect view of her breasts the whole time. The neckline of her dress swooped only low enough to hint at cleavage, but she made clear that she didnât have much to show, anyway.
âPersonally, I wouldnât bother much with water bras or miracle padding. What if you attract a guy whoâs really, really into C-cups and then your magic show ends with whipping off your bra and making them disappear? You can yell out âTa-da!â but I promise you wonât get any applause.â
Benton was laughing so hard that Gabe suspected it was a magic show the bartender had seen several times.
Half an hour and four more questions later, the show was over. Once the room started to clear out a little, Gabe took the opportunity to grab a free space at the bar and order another
Storm Constantine, Paul Cashman