among her greatest fans, but he does run a tight kitchen.â Natashaâs parade of brightly coloured shoes had been the talk of the office ever since her arrival, fresh with her Masterâs. It seemed her latest indulgence was her fingernails. Today they were varnished the deep red, near purple, of a rich Shiraz. âA couple of minor deviations,â she continued, âbut no violations.â
âIâm worried about the soup. Weâll see what the lab has to tell us about it.â He pointed to Natashaâs case. âHow many samples did you get in total?â
âAbout a dozen. The usual suspects â the ketchup bottle, mayonnaise jar, some slimy lettuce and broccoli from the crisper, a big thing of gravy from the back of the fridge, the drains from the three sinks.â
âUnless things have changed since your last inspection, none of those cultures are going to show any pathogens.â
âWonât even show any mould. Weâve been through every crumb in that kitchen before. Ever since their first gastro cases.â She thumbed through her sheets, found what she was looking for, then added, âThis whole thing started with four gastros on January eleventh. Total number reported now stands at thirty-one.â She pulled at the curls beside her ear. âAnd five deaths.â
Only three people had died at Camelot in the previous calendar year. It was a wonder the papers hadnât got hold of the story and done the math. They were bound to soon and shout from the headlines:
Cozy Camelot Turns Death Trap
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âHow many active cases at the moment?â he asked.
âIt changes every day. But among the independent seniors on the Belvedere Wing, we know about four.â She looked skeptically at her notepad.
Zol shared her skepticism. Unreported cases of flu, gastro, and other contagious infections were the bugbears of public health. Getting to the bottom of outbreaks in residential institutions â bringing epidemics under control by isolating their cases and pinpointing their sources â was close to impossible if many of the cases were not reported to the health unit. Even the most conscientious managers fudged the numbers. There was strong incentive for under-reporting: if cases werenât reported to the authorities, the outbreak didnât seem so bad, there was little for families to get upset about, life could go on as usual, and the problem might go away on its own.
âDid you notice that rash on Nickâs arm?â Zol asked.
âThat tattoo was gross.â
âDermatitis of some sort. And infected, by the look of it.â He pulled two loonies from his pocket and juggled them. âYou know, this could be toxigenic food poisoning â staph aureus from Nickâs rash contaminating everything in that kitchen.â
âHe let me take a culture of his rash. But I donât think our problem is staphylococcus aureus. It never showed up in our previous samples. And doesnât staph food poisoning start with violent vomiting?â
âHurling your guts out is the dominant feature. That hasnât been the pattern here, eh?â
âAbdominal cramps, diarrhea, and fever.â
âStaph food poisoning doesnât cause fever,â Zol said. âBut weâll check it out.â If the swab from Nickâs arm did grow staph aureus, heâd have to ban the chef from the kitchen until the infection was controlled. âUntil the results come back, heâll have to keep that arm covered.â
Two minutes later Gloria Oliveira shuffled toward the side exit behind two men in black suits pushing a stretcher. A heavy sheet covered the unmistakable shape of a corpse. Zol watched Gloriaâs shoulders heave as she patted the body and watched it disappear into a waiting black van. Camelotâs sixth death since January.
Dark circles ringed the womanâs bloodshot eyes as she approached. She wiped the