Frenchmen werenât Froggies but were just like people at home. But he couldnât explain so he finished up in much the same strain as he had begun:
âThey are very good people,â declared George. âTheir cider is peart like ours. When weâve got this lot finished weâll go down to the local and Iâll tell you all about it. They have fine cows and they are just like us. It makes you think.â
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The Pastoral Loves of Daphnis and Chloeâ
When George came back from the war Susan invited him to spend a weekend with her parents. He put on his demob suit, which didnât fit at all, and his demob tie which was wonderfully striped like a Neapolitan ice, and he succeeded in looking exactly what he wasnât, the gooping village bumpkin dressed up for a trip to town. We never heard what happened during that weekend; but it was clear enough that everything had gone wrong. When it was over George wrapped the precious demob suit away in tissue paper and put on his old paratroopâs jacket again and went to work for William Hart. He lived at home with his parents and was able to save about two pounds a week out of his pay; and it was estimated that at this rate he would have saved two hundred pounds in two yearsâ time, with which in some mysterious way he would Better Himself and find favour in the eyes of Susanâs parents. But in practice the sum didnât work out like that; for love makes nonsense of mathematics and George would have been a poor sort of lover if he hadnât been moved from time to time by the glory and splendour of his state to buy some absurd and prodigal present for Susan or to squander his weekâs savings recklessly on squiring all six of the Frolick Virgins to the Horse and Harrow and buying them gin. So it looked as if it might be ten years, rather than two, before George was able to afford to furnish a cottage let alone to Better Himself. Meanwhile the star-crossed pair continued to discover every imaginable delight in each otherâs company and to say goodnight to each other in an atmosphere of considerable drama outside the land girlsâ hostel every evening. Mr Chorlton, who liked to walk in the garden at twilight and wrap himself in his thoughts, observed sadly that it was extremely difficult to concentratewhile what appeared to be a combination of Troilus and Cressida, Pyramus and Thisbe, and Romeo and Juliet, breathed eternal farewells just outside the gate.
Anon Mrs Merrythought, with much banging of bolts and clanking of chains, would indicate that she was about to lock up and Susan would scuttle inside. But the loversâ parting was not for long; at seven oâclock next morning they would be reunited; for the land girls were hired out to various farmers in twos and threes and needless to say Susan generally contrived to be among those who worked for Mr Hart. And so together, like characters in some ancient pastoral, the lovers mowed and reaped, ploughed and planted, and even discovered a kind of bliss in sprout-picking when they did it side by side. They were accessories to the crime, if it was one, of growing linseed in Little Twittocks; for Susan had ploughed the field and George had sown the seed. As for old William, he was so crippled with rheumatism that he was only able to hobble as far as the gate and lean over it; but that was probably enough, for it was always said of him that heâd only got to look at something to make it grow.
The Wild Old Man
It is high time that I told you something of the history of this wild and strange old man, whose boisterous mischief, or prankishness as our people aptly described it, was notable even in crack-brained Brensham.
This mischief, in his youth and early middle age, had populated the village with numerous bastards, whom he cheerfully and shamelessly acknowledged; in later life it had manifested itself in the form of uproarious drunkenness and elaborate practical jokes.