The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires by Molly Harper Read Free Book Online Page A

phone, which had me grumbling and cursing Cal’s very existence. Ophelia called at around two A.M . and was surprised that I’d answered the phone instead of letting it go to voicemail. It was interesting to hear any emotion in her voice beyond smug boredom.
    “Aren’t you normally asleep at this hour, Iris?”
    Pressing the phone to my ear, I blew a cooling breath over a cup of valerian root tea. I needed my special “It’s two A.M ., and the infomercials are starting to make sense” blend to counteract the bag of espresso jelly beans I’d found in my desk drawer.
    I am a constant contradiction.
    I yawned for effect. “Yes, Gigi has a school project due. Nothing like last-minute extra credit in hopes of saving a biology grade.”
    “What an exciting life you lead,” she said dryly.
    “What can I do for you, Ophelia?”
    “I was curious. The Council arranged for a new contract with a Mr. Calix, one of our freelance employees. Did you happen to drop by his house today?”
    This was it. This was my opening to alert Ophelia to Cal’s problems and wash my hands of the situation. It would be so easy to let someone else handle this situation. And it wasn’t as if I didn’t have enough on my plate. I had a complicated, high-maintenance business to run. I had Gigi to lead on the precarious path to functional adulthood.
    But …
    I breathed steadily through my nose. I could deny being there, but I’d left Cal’s contracts on the counter. Besides, I was pretty sure that I’d left trace evidence all over that house. I didn’t know if the Council had fingerprint analysts, but they did have psychic interrogators, and I wouldn’t put using a few forensics geeks past them. Lying would only make Ophelia suspicious.
    “Um, yeah, I got there just before sunset,” I said. “I was running late. Mr. Rychek had some special issues for me to attend to, and it took me longer than expected.”
    “Diandra is making her triumphant return?” Ophelia asked. Through the phone, I could practically hear her eyes rolling.
    “Yes. It took forever to work out her ‘special dietary requests.’ I had just enough time to drop the contracts off at Mr. Calix’s and get out of there before the sun went down. You know I don’t like getting caught in clients’ homes after dark.”
    “And you didn’t see anything unusual, out of place?” she asked.
    Say, a six-foot-two Greek god of a vampire with apouty mouth and an acid tongue? He looked pretty out of place, sprawled unconscious on the kitchen tile.
    “A couple of packing boxes. The house was pretty empty.”
    Notice that I hadn’t actually lied. I just wasn’t answering questions directly. I was raising a teenager and therefore familiar with the distinct difference.
    “Is there a problem, Ophelia?”
    “No, no,” she assured me. “But I’m afraid Mr. Calix is going to have to cancel his contract. You will, of course, keep your retainer deposit, out of respect for your continued services to our local vampires. You should know that the access codes to Mr. Calix’s house have been changed. You should not enter the house again. He is no longer your client.”
    “Well, I’m sorry to hear that,” I said. My tone was a careful balance of detached, but sincere, regret. I would regret losing any client, but Ophelia knew that I wouldn’t get hysterical over it.
    “I’m sure you’ll have another client to fill up his spot on your roster soon,” she said in a tone that might have been considered reassuring from anyone else. “Speaking of which, have you managed to find the item I requested?”
    “Yes, I found the doll,” I said. “A pristine turn-of-the-last-century Clarenbault, with the original dress and bonnet. I only had to shamelessly flatter-slash-threaten the administrators of several obscure antique auction Web sites to obtain it. You owe my PayPal account a considerable sum.”
    “Send me an invoice,” she said, her tone lifting. “I’m happy to pay any