the long-awaited picnic. A handful of shrubby, pine-strewn islands lay scattered to the east: Carp, Hutchinâs, Goat (Little and Big), and the Ducks were the closest to pick from. Teddy, who couldnât care less where they went, was pumping his hands in the air to an imaginary beat. Heâd given up the goggles and flippers for small, stiff braids that stuck out of his head like quills, set off by a gift from Frankie: a handmade necklace made of mussel shells. He sang loudly between bites:
You can be at the party gettinâ loothe
But you can catch a bullet in your bubblegoothe .
âCome again, Ted?â their dad asked, looking up from yesterdayâs paper. âA bubblegoose?â
Chase smirked into his scrambled eggs.
âIt means your butt, Dad,â said Knox.
âHmmm,â said Jim, frowning.
âItâs a song, by a singer from Haiti.â
âWhere on earth would you boys learn that?â Jim asked, looking at Teddy.
âFrankie,â mumbled Teddy.
Jim raised his eyebrow, still perplexed.
âEvelyn and Frankie? The girls next door?â Chase reminded him.
Silence.
âBecause theyâreâyou knowâ from there? â Chase added, as if he were talking to a two year old.
Jim nodded, but it was clear from his expression that this was the first time he had actually digested this fact.
âHaiti, huh?â he mumbled.
âReally, Dad?â Chase groaned. âYou know, thereâs this planet called Earth, it rotates in space, and we all live on itââ
âYeah, Dad, seriously, phone home sometimes.â Knox rolled his eyes. âAnd people think I have ADD.â
âThat reminds me,â Grace interrupted, trying to change the subject. âIâd like to invite Evelyn and Frankie on the picnicâwhat do you think?â
A chorus of âyessesâ chimed in from around the table, shut down by their dadâs frantic karate-chop waving.
âNo. Iâm only here for a few more days, and I want family time. Just Team Thompson today.â
âYou gotta be kidding me, Dad!â Knox erupted. âTeam Thompson? Last time I checked, you were at work when they picked our team!â He looked at Chase for backup.
Chase shrugged. Knox should know by now that parents, by definition, were hypocritical, telling you one thingâlike to stop watching TVâ then doing the complete opposite themselves.
Their dad frowned. âNow, boysââ
Just then, the phone in the living room rang out, a shrill, old-fashioned ring, saving them from a lecture. Jim got up to answer it. When he came back, his eyes skipped off his wifeâs and onto the floor.
âBad news from the lab, Iâm afraid. Thereâs been a containment breach. Two of the lab assistants are infected, and all our procedures have to be examined. The place is in an uproar. I have to go back immediately.â
âWhat!â roared Knox. âYou just got here!â
âIâm sorry, Knoxââ his dad started to say.
âTeam Thompsonâwhat a joke.â Knox cut him off and stormed outside, making sure to slam the screen door extra hard.
An hour later, Chase found Knox in his fort and gave him an update: No picnic. Mom had to drive Dad to the airport, two and a half hours away. He and Knox were to go over to Mrs. Dellemereâs and ask if Teddy could stay there with her for the rest of the day.
âShe doesnât trust us to babysit?â Knox asked grumpily. âFigures.â
âAnd weâre supposed to stay over there, too,â Chase added.
âYou gotta be kidding me! She thinks we need babysitting? Our parents stink.â He kicked the side of the fort in frustration. âI canât believe weâre not going out on the boat! Iâm so sick of Dad and his stupid work. I hope he never comes back!â Knox jumped down from the fort and tore down the path toward Secret