readings.â
âGet your feet off the dash.â
She did what I asked, but I knew Iâd have to tell her again in a minute.
âHead full of crazy ideas, all fantasy and expectation. The vast majority of people coming in wanting their fortunes told have already decided what they want the cards to say. Nobody wants to hear that hard times lie ahead, or that sorrow will enter their lives, or financial difficulties, or that they will never find true love. Itâs weirdâso many people buy into fantasies that have no relation whatsoever to their everyday reality. They expect some sort of hero narrative, or a family narrative, or worst of all a fucken princess narrative, and if it doesnât turn out that way theyâre unhappy and angry and disappointed.â
âWould do my head in.â
âGod, tell me about it. They blame me if itâs not all roses and champagne. Like somehow I can map out their futures for them. They want me to reassure them that theyâre doing the right thing, that theyâre on the correct path, that it will all work out for the best in the end. Thing is, though, the cards donât lie.â
âBut you do.â
âYeah. Course I do, as much as it pains me. You canât tell people the truth. Thatâs not what theyâve paid to hear. Theyâd rather exist in a fantasy version of themselves. Just like your little friend Mikey.â
âHeâs no friend of mine.â
âThatâs why you and I get on so well, I reckon. We know what we are. We donât pretend to be anything else.â
âI donât know about that.â
âYeah, totally. I mean, after what happened to you, itâs not surprising.â
Steph reached across to touch my neck. I flinched, an automatic reaction.
âYou donât live behind a façade, behind some sort of constructed personality. Youâre real, baby. Youâre authentic. There arenât many of us around.â
I had learned a long time ago not to question Stephâs beliefs, even if I did think they were misguided. I usually just let her ramble on. It was easier that way. Less hassle. No point in picking a fight I couldnât win.
âI love the Zen state we exist in. People like us, we have a unique understanding of the world. We can see people for who they really are. Itâs not always nice. In fact itâs frequently not nice at all, but that doesnât matter because weâve got each other. Itâs you and me against the world, babe, and Iâm in it with you till the bitter end.â
I appreciated the sentiment. I really did. Itâs not every woman that would have me. Such a load of bullshit, though.
Around 10.30 I spotted a car in the distance. As it approached I could see it looked like a blue Datsun, so I lifted my foot gently off the accelerator. Steph sat up straight when the vehicle behind sounded its horn at us for slowing down.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âHold on a sec. Itâs probably nothing.â
I was only doing forty ks an hour when the Datsun passed us in the opposite direction, so I was able to get a good look at the rego. I stepped on the brakes and steered in sharply to the hard shoulder. The car behind us roared past, its horn bellowing in protest. I watched the Datsun retreat in the side mirror and waited for the last two vehicles in the convoy to go past before I swung the wheel around and chucked a skidding uey. The Target Ball stand whipped around behind us and almost tipped. Finding the right side of the road again, I accelerated after the Datsun. The engine thrummed eagerly in response.
âDid you forget something?â Steph asked, her quizzical expression melting as the rear end of her car came into view.
âOh. Well, good morning to you, old friend.â
It didnât take long to catch up to him. The Datsun was no match for the SV6. I had a bullbar so I thought, well, whatâs it