dollars a year. But itâs still a nice neighborhood to walk around, and thereâs a really great park along the waterfront with my favorite ice cream place and amazing views of the bridges and the Manhattan skyline.
The loft is big and white and very bright, with giant windows taking up most of three of the walls. Talk about views! I bet itâs incredible at night when all the lights are on along the bridges and in the office buildings across the river. Renting this place for a night probably costs more than our apartment does for a whole month, but itâs on Nanaâs list, so she must be able to afford it. And if she insists on throwing me a party, I think this âvenueâ will do just fine.
Unfortunately, Nana and I arenât exactly âon the same pageâ as my mom used to say about herself and my dad. âThis is the plainest of all the rooms Iâm going to show you,â she says. âItâs big, but itâs nothing special.â
âBut what about the view at night? It must be incredible,â I say, pointing to the Brooklyn Bridge out one window and the Manhattan Bridge out another.
âThe views are nice,â Nana says with a shrug, âbut if everyoneâs looking out the windows, nobody will be looking at you!â
Exactly! âThatâs okay, Nana. I donât want everyone to be looking at me.â
âNonsense,â she says, waving me off. âItâs your special day. You should feel like a princess!â
Ugh. This afternoon is definitely starting to go as expected. I text Nanaâs princess line to Frankie and Lillian. Frankie sends me back a crown emoji surrounded by little hearts. Not helpful.
The next place we visit is a little fancier than the loft, but itâs not completely obnoxious. Itâs a big room in the back of an Italian restaurant that Iâve heard people talk about on some of my cooking shows, but Iâve never been there. The walls are mostly mirrored and thereâs a painting on the ceiling, but thereâs no gold paint or chandeliers. Itâs not exactly my style, but I could live with it.
It is not a shock to me that (even though this place is on her list!) Nana looks totally less than thrilled. Sheâs just come back from talking to the manager, and sheâs shaking her head. âYou canât have outsidecatering,â she says. âAll of the food has to be provided by the restaurant.â
That makes sense to meâwhat restaurant would want people bringing in food from someplace else for a party? âThatâs okay with me,â I shrug, trying to show how accommodating I am, âI love Italian food.â
âThatâs nice,â says Nana, âbut you wonât love having tomato sauce stains all over your pretty dress. Red sauce and party clothes do not go together.â
âCanât we just bring extra napkins?â
Nana shakes her head, tugging one of my braids. âCute,â she says, even though I wasnât trying to be.
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We see three more placesâall in Manhattanâeach with a little more flash than the one before. The last one might as well be Buckingham Palace. Nana is in heaven.
âDonât you love it, Liza?â she says, opening her arms to emphasize the glittering expanse of the room.I take a long hard look at her to make sure sheâs not actually holding a wand.
âItâs pretty,â I say, trying to start off on a positive note, âbut itâs, uh, a little too fancy, donât you think?â
Nana pretends to look surprised. âNot at all, darling, not at all. Itâs perfect.â She straightens a fold on one of the long velvet curtains. âAnd besides, we can always tone it down.â
I try not to panic, and force myself to smile. âEven if we could, Nana, itâs in Manhattan. All of my friends live in Brooklyn, and most of Momâs, too.â
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