hoping for a piece of whateverâs left, then I think youâve got a fight on your hands.â
âRenee! Donât be ridiculous. I just want to find him and get unmarried. No muss, no fuss.â But even as I am saying that, I am thinking, Wow. Not so much that I want this guyâs money, but that I want to make out with this guy a little. He was so, so hot in my dream last night. I remember how he made me feel in Vegas so long ago. Beautiful. Special. I was trying to have fun at that bachelorette party, but underneath it all I was miserable. I still loved Nic, or at least a part of me did. I was so angry at Renee for dating him in the first place, much less marrying him, much less making me be her maid of honor. And I was mad at Nic for proposing to her when he had told me only a year earlier that he wasnât the marrying kind. I felt betrayed, and terribly alone, passed over, and then there was Ben Hutchinson, stroking the side of my face and saying nice things about me. Was it all wishful thinking then? Was he as cool as I remember, or was he any port in a storm?
The problem is, itâs ten years later, and my life is not so different, stormwise. If anything, itâs worse. Iâm ten years older, dating a man who doesnât always take my calls, about to be evicted, and the friend I sacrificed so much for back then treats me like Iâm a troublesome teenager now, not her oldest and closest confidant. It wouldnât be the worst thing in the world to have someone stunningly gorgeous and stupid-rich caress the side of my face before sweeping me off my feet for a night.
A knock at Reneeâs office door wakes me from my daydream. Itâs her paralegal. Renee stands up and gestures to her Aeron chair. âIâve got to go bill some hours. Stay here and track this guyâs address down. When you find him, I can send him something formal on our letterhead telling him you need to renew the annulment filing. Easy as pie.â
I nod. âThat sounds perfect. Thank you. You are really saving my ass here.â
âAs usual,â she says. She sounds incredibly bored with me. âIâll be back in an hour. Try to find him by then, because my afternoon is booked solid. Oh, and if you have extra time, would you grab me my latte from downstairs? My assistant is out today, and Iâm dragging already. The girls donât sleep anymore unless theyâre in bed with meâus. I have to be refueled every couple of hours or I fall asleep standing up.â
âOf course. Thanks, hon. And sorry Iâm so psychotic.â
âYouâre not psychotic,â she says on a beleaguered sigh. âYouâre just messy. Your apartment, your hair, your life. Just messy.â
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At first I am obedient. I google and google and click and click, looking for some hint as to where Ben Hutchinson might have gone after âretiringâ in his early thirties. Thereâs nothing. Then I start looking for the family mentioned in the Wikipedia entry. The family for which he retired. Might he be (illegally) married? But then thereâd have to be a wedding announcement online somewhere. Weddings are a big deal. I donât care how private a guy might be, someone in his lifeâhis bride, his mother, even more likely his mother-in-lawâis going to take out a wedding announcement.
Thereâs nothing of the kind, and itâs a relief to be reassured that Iâm not responsible for any bigamy-type issues. I look more closely at his bio. It says he went to MIT, so I search for his name plus âMITâ and find an archived piece about him in the student paper. Bingo. It has his hometown in the copy. Minnow Bay, Wisconsin. Never heard of it. Maybe I could find a family member in Minnow Bay and track him down that way.
A few more clicks and I learn there are roughly four million Hutchinsons in Minnow Bay. They all have superbutch