Remember.
WE stood outside the Washington Bar, just down from the market place, and the Flagsâa huge sign board with the flags of all the participating nations in the war painted on it.
Past us flow a continuous stream of Vietnamese, Americans and paunchy European civilians, all sweating, all smelling. A mother is wiping her childâs behind in the gutter across the street from us.
âHowâs that for an ad for Johnsonâs Baby Powder?â laughs Harry.
âYou want eat?â A hand tugs at the leg of my trousers. I turn to see a toothless old crone hovering over a street cooker on which is frying the most inedible mess Iâve ever seen.
âYou want eat? You want eat, soldier?â
âNo, he doesnât want to eat a soldier,â snaps Rogers. âNow piss off, will ya.â
âYou want eat, soldier?â she whines again, ignoring Rogers and looking now at Harry.
âNo! Piss off for Christâs sake. We donât want to eat, understand? No eat. PISS OFF.â
The old crone bows her head and shuffles away under her load. We go back to weighing the merits of the bars arrayed in front of us. âHey soldier.â We turn around. âYou get fuck, soldier,â she yells, and at the same time achieves one of the most incredible feats I have ever seen. From twenty feet away she puckers her toothless mouth and spits straight into Harryâs right eye.
âGood shot, madam,â gurgles Rogers. I collapse onto the footpath shrieking with laughter.
âYou fucking bitch,â screams Harry, âand you can shut up too,â he says, looking at me. âYouâve got nothing to laugh about.â
âWhy?â I grin, sitting up.
âYou just rolled in some dog shit,â says Rogers slowly raising his eyes towards heaven.
âOh hell,â I moan, wiping frantically at the brown smear on my trouser leg.
And cousin Ming won the Concours dâElegance.
REMEMBER the day whenâHarry and I sat in the bar with our knees resting against the table edge. Harry raises his hand.
âGarcon,â he says, waving his hand and adopting an elegant air. âGarcon.â
A Vietnamese teenager dressed in a Hawaiian shirt approaches us.
âTwo beers, please.â
Weâve come a long way from the pub down by the water in Watsons Bay I think.
The teenager returns within ten seconds, carrying a tray on which rest two cans of Fosterâs Lager.
âTwo hundred pee,â demands the teenager.
Harry peels two one-hundred pee notes from the roll in his hand. âBloody Fosterâs Lager! How come the nogs can get it and we canât?â asks Harry, a tone of amazement in his voice.
âBlack market, I suppose,â is my reply, in between mouthfuls of beer.
âYou like buy me Saigon tea?â
I look up from the cold top of the can, my nineteenyear-old eyes travelling and undressing the shape before me. I stare like an idiot.
âYou like buy me Saigon tea?â
âToo bloody right,â I answer. The bar girl sits down squarely on my lap.
âYou like buy me Saigon tea now?â I fumble like a schoolboy looking for his lunch money, for the roll of notes in my shirt pocket.
âYeah, how much,â I ask, my face buried in the female breast in front of me. My eyes devouring, my nose smelling a woman, any woman.
If you canât be with the one you love, love the one youâre with. Or so the song goesâ¦Whatever.
âYou like have fun with me later?â she asks, biting my ear.
âHow about now?â
âNot now.â
âWhy not?â
âYou buy me drink first, you show you love me.â
âI love you already,â I say pushing her back and waving the roll of notes under her nose.
A few words with the bartender.
âOK. We go now,â she says, coming back and taking my hand.
âMeet you back here in an hour,â says Harry.
We walk towards the