inch of the Common,â said Mr. Jones. âIâm never afraid.â
But most days he was invisible; lurking inside his house. Sometimes he even missed Sunday church, which was why it was not until Christmas time that he caught on to the news that his vicar was moving to a parish in the north of England. Mr. Jones said nothing, but after Evensong that dark night he was seen by the vicarâs wife standing across the road from the vicarage in the rain. She ran out without her coat, pulled him into the house and in the little hallway held his cold, gloveless hands. The vicar appeared and said, âOh God! Weâve prayed, weâre still praying that this ridiculous business will be dropped before we leave. We didnât want you to know we were going until youâre settled again. Mr. Jones, we shall not ever desert you. I shall be at your trial. I promise.â
âTrial?â
He told Mr. Jones (yet again) the date fixed at Quarter Sessions. He reminded him there would be a jury. He said that his Counsel was excellent. That there was money enough to pay her. That everyone was totally supporting him.
âIâm not sure,â said Mr. Jones.
âStay with us tonight.â
But Mr. Jones preferred to go home.
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In the rain, now turned to sleet, he went padding away and as he came to the church he saw that there were lights inside it. The Christmas lights, for it was still Epiphany, the feast of the Three Wise Men at Bethlehem. Turning off church lights had been his dominion for half a century and his reaction was immediate and automatic. This was somebody elseâs disgraceful negligence. He turned into his house where there was still a church key behind the front door next to the dogsâ lead and hurried back again. He unlocked the church, switched on the light inside so that he would be able to see his way out again, as he had done a thousand times. He walked down the south aisle to switch off the tree. How very careless. How dangerous. Never happened before. And the light inside the Christmas crib was on, too, and the usual torch hidden in the hay around the holy family. The whole church could be ablaze by morning.
A barefoot child was looking at the crib. He was examining in his hand one of the little carved kings.
âHow dare you!â Mr. Jones astonished himself with a parade-ground voice. âWhat are you doing here? This is holy ground. You behave as if you owned the place. Put down the Wise Man.â
The child replaced the figure in the stable, and disappeared.
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The weather worsened. Mr. Jones kept within doors. Some people began to be kind. They left him Christmas cake and mince pies and leftovers from the turkey at his back door. One or two of the grand neighbours even asked him to their New Yearâs parties. He did not reply. The vicarâs farewell party in the church hall took place without him. The vicar sent letters from his new parish, and reminded him that he was not alone and would not be alone at his trial.
The neighbours began to notice an extended darkness over Mr. Jonesâs house. The curtains stayed drawn in the daytime. There was scarcely a light. Nobody answered the doorbell. Someone among the grand neighbours said at a party that they had seen the police raid. Hundreds of pornographic books had been seized. Someone else said they had heard that Mr. Jones believed he was Jane Austen, and one of the male âpartnersâ said that he had been jogging one evening just after Christmas and Mr. Jones had burst out of the church shouting, âI have seen the Christ, the Son of the Living God.â Or something of the sort.
âMad,â they said. âBut if itâs not true what they say about him . . . If the jury like himâheâs a charmer after allâand he gets off, heâs going to collect a fortune for slander.â
âIt wonât help him,â said another man of the world. âThereâll
Robert J. Duperre, Jesse David Young