out of the incubator to tell his father which were group A streptococcal positive. But Dave surprised us by falling in love with music instead. We forced him to pick a dual concentration, something that might assure his parents that he wouldnât grow up to be a bum. So he picked computer science!â When Elyse smiled uncertainly, I thought, Dear God, Iâve said too much . âI fully endorse your plans for a dual career,â I finally finished.
âThanks?â She took a bite of her apple Danish, wiped her mouth, and then asked, âSo whatâs your book about?â This time it was my turn for my face to cloud over. For a second I thought she meant my essay collection, Miss Bixby Takes a Wife, which had seen the light of day but just barely. But then I realized we were still talking about my âmemoir.â It seemed like such a ruse, when I wasnât even sure I could bring myself to tell the story.
âThe book? Oh. Me, my life, the family secrets,â I said breezily, and the corners of her mouth turned up as if she were intrigued. It was odd that I called them family secrets, when the family was long gone, and the secrets were important to no one but me.
T HE NEXT DAY I RODE THE BUS OVER TO W ALNUT S TREET AND ambled down the sidewalk, peering in the windows of shops along the way. Headless mannequins wore silk dresses and precarious heels. Sarah, graced with good balance, strong ankles, and a tiny waistâeven without a corsetâwouldâve been in seventh heaven among the racks. Meanwhile, the fruit in the window of the little grocery store looked like it mightâve been genetically engineered to look superior to any other fruit Iâd ever seen.
The Apple Store was probably spectacular too, for someone of Elyseâs age. There were display stations of computers and cell phones throughout the store and a line was forming at the front for the âGenius Bar.â My son Daveâand I say this with only the smallest amount of biasâis smarter than all of those geniuses put together.
âSo, is this a present for someone?â asked the salesman, asloppy youth with a mop of red curls, khaki shorts falling so low that I could see his undershorts, and a blue Apple T-shirt straining at a beer gut. Still, I liked his earnest smile.
I thought about saying the computer was for Elyse, but what would I call her? My writing colleague? And besides, the model I was looking at would cost me over a thousand dollars. It didnât matter that I had money to burn, money that it would be a sin to waste: the girl had balked about accepting payment for typing my memoir and was distinctly uncomfortable when I insisted on buying her a Danish at Panera. âThe computer will be for me,â I said.
âWhat kind of capabilities are you looking for?â he asked, and I blinked. âEmail? Sharing pictures on the Internet?â
âI would like to type,â I said.
âGotcha,â he said, guiding me toward a laptop on the display table. After he talked me through the âword processingâ feature, I told him Iâd take it. It was probably his easiest sale of the day. When he couldnât accept a personal check, I handed him my never-used-before debit card, issued against my will by the bank, and he slid it through a handheld device that turned out to be a cash register of some sort.
âYou want to sign up for lessons to learn how to use the computer?â he asked.
âI have a little friend who can help me out,â I said, and he nodded, punched a few keys on his device, and gave me back my card and a receipt.
So, thatâs what she is, I thought, leaving the store. My little friend .
Returning to my apartment, I made the unfortunate mistake of bumping into Selena Markmann just exiting the building in her usual purple splendorâwind pants and a jacket, which meant she was probably on her way to Jazzercise. She was always
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