youâve got to do is show an interest in their idiot beliefs, drop a hint or two that you feel like enlisting. The moment they see a chance of getting you out of that orange nonsense into a green one, theyâll beg you to stay.â
âWhat do the colours mean?â
âHa! Brownâs for earth, rock and stone. Greenâs for growth and hope and that kind of nonsense. That orange number youâre sporting signifies the everlasting bonfire which will gobble up the good citizens of Babylon. I got to know the jargon damned well, one time. But you ask them that sort of question to start with, and they wonât care what you ask after.â
âQuestions about you and your papers?â
âAny questions at all, provided you put âem right. Course youâre nosey about meâthatâs why half the idiots come here in the first placeâIâm the prize catch. You donât think theyâd expect you to be interested in anyone else in the island, hey?â
âThey know Iâm a policeman already.â
âIâd have thought thatâs a thing youâd keep under your hat.â
âAll I said was that I was a civil servant. But one of the brothers called me Superintendent last night, after I saw you.â
âNo odds. Everyone expects peelers to be half way to Colney Hatch. Theyâll think you came to spy, remained to pray, hey? That wonât surprise them; why, their top thinker was a Gunner. You start with himâheâs a damned garrulous ninny with a footling moustacheâin here at all hours prattling awayâI like him. Start him off and heâll tell you everything. Larky do if he converted you, hey?â
âIâll try to keep my end up.â
âHaving no beliefs gives you no defence, young Pibble. What sort of pap did your irreligious dad feed into you?â
âHe was an atheist, but not aggressive about it, and my mother was very serious about her religion. So he left it to her to send me to Sunday School and so on.â
âAnd landed you with half a God and a few crumbs of creed, hey? Much good theyâll do you once our brown brothers start work. My dad did better by me, at leastâhe spoilt everything. I believe in me .â
âYou never told me how good at his job my father was,â said Pibble.
âPersistent little terrier, aânât you? Your father was a fair run-of-the-mill mechanic, and a damned good glassblower. Trouble was, he never learnt his place. First, he wasnât contented with working for the Lab in generalâhe wanted to be somebodyâs personal mechanicâmineâlike Everett was J.J.âs. Next, he wanted to think about what I was doing, make suggestions, join in. Always borrowing my Journals to read, then coming back and asking damn-fool questions which showed heâd worried some theory out and got it all wrong. I couldnât choke him off, because I needed him. Didnât mind how late he worked for me, provided it wasnât Sunday. J.J. never liked keeping the Lab open late, mark youâsaid we couldnât afford the electricity. Your damned dad, Pibble, was the only man in that Laboratory who could blow me vessels big enough to play with my gas plasmas, if I wasnât going to go crawling to Everett, or to Fred Lincoln with his waxed moustache and his big bumâand then Iâd have to wait a fortnight. So I had to put up with his impertinent fool suggestionsâand all the time, remember, knowing that he was earning more as a mechanic than I was. Me, the best mind of my generation, drudging along on a Readership worth forty quid a term, a hundred and twenty damned pounds a year.â
âCould you live on that?â
âI couldnât, but I did. You saved out of your scholarship when you were an undergraduate. Not so hard for the othersâclerksâ sons from places like Sheffieldâsee the class of company my dad