The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett Read Free Book Online

been hurt.”
    “Not much,” I said. “A bullet scraped my side, but it doesn’t amount to anything.”
    “And you came to dinner in spite of that! That is flattering, but I’m afraid it’s foolish too.” She turned to Nora. “Are you sure it was wise to let him—”
    “I’m not sure,” Nora said, “but he wanted to come.”
    “Men are such idiots,” Mimi said. She put an arm around me. “They either make mountains out of nothing or utterly neglect things that may— But come in. Here, let me help you.”
    “It’s not that bad,” I assured her, but she insisted on leading me to a chair and packing me in with half a dozen cushions.
    Jorgensen came in, shook hands with me, and said he was glad to find me more alive than the newspapers had said. He bowed over Nora’s hand. “If I may be excused one little minute more I will finish the cocktails.” He went out.
    Mimi said: “I don’t know where Dorry is. Off sulking somewhere, I suppose. You haven’t any children, have you?”
    Nora said: “No.”
    “You’re missing a lot, though they can be a great trial sometimes.” Mimi sighed. “I suppose I’m not strict enough. When I do have to scold Dorry she seems to think I’m a complete monster.” Her face brightened. “Here’s my other tot. You remember Mr. Charles, Gilbert. And this is Mrs. Charles.” Gilbert Wynant was two years younger than his sister, a gangling pale blond boy of eighteen with not too much chin under a somewhat slack mouth. The size of his remarkably clear blue eyes, and the length of the lashes, gave him a slightly effeminate look. I hoped he had stopped being the whining little nuisance he was as a kid.
    Jorgensen brought in his cocktails, and Mimi insisted on being told about the shooting. I told her, making it even more meaningless than it had been. “But why should he have come to you?” she asked.
    “God knows. I’d like to know. The police’d like to know.”
    Gilbert said: “I read somewhere that when habitual criminals are accused of things they didn’t do—even little things—they’re much more upset by it than other people would be. Do you think that’s so, Mr. Charles?”
    “It’s likely.”
    “Except,” Gilbert added, “when it’s something big, you know, something they would like to’ve done.” I said again it was likely.
    Mimi said: “Don’t be polite to Gil if he starts talking nonsense, Nick. His head’s so cluttered up with reading. Get us another cocktail, darling.” He went over to get the shaker. Nora and Jorgensen were in a corner sorting phonograph records.
    I said: “I had a wire from Wynant today.”
    Mimi looked warily around the room, then leaned forward, and her voice was almost a whisper: “What did he say?”
    “Wanted me to find out who killed her. It was sent from Philadelphia this afternoon.”
    She was breathing heavily. “Are you going to do it?”
    I shrugged. “I turned it over to the police.” Gilbert came backwith the shaker. Jorgensen and Nora had put Bach’s “Little Fugue” on the phonograph. Mimi quickly drank her cocktail and had Gilbert pour her another.
    He sat down and said: “I want to ask you: can you tell dope-addicts by looking at them?” He was trembling.
    “Very seldom. Why?”
    “I was wondering. Even if they’re confirmed addicts?”
    “The further along they are, the better the chances of noticing that something’s wrong, but you can’t often be sure it’s dope.”
    “Another thing,” he said, “Gross says when you’re stabbed you only feel a sort of push at the time and it’s not until afterwards that it begins to hurt. Is that so?”
    “Yes, if you’re stabbed reasonably hard with a reasonably sharp knife. A bullet’s the same way: you only feel the blow—and with a small-calibre steel-jacketed bullet not much of that—at first. The rest comes when the air gets to it.”
    Mimi drank her third cocktail and said: “I think you’re both being indecently gruesome, especially