for a hug.
“ I hope that wasn't fragile. ” He chuckled as he sampled my lips.
“ I don't give a damn about any of this shit. I just want you. She can have all of this other bullshit, whatever her name is. Hell, I'll even deliver it to her. ”
Logic stared at me for what seemed like an eternity before tasting my lips. “ You keep talking like that counselor and I'm going to put you on retainer. ”
“ Oh yeah? Is that another name for your face? ” I teased.
Logic laughed. “ You're nasty, but I love it. ”
“ I know. I can tell. ” I giggled as I felt his manhood stir.
“ Look, let's get through these gifts, get some food in us and I promise you'll have his undivided attention for the rest of the night. ” He declared as he kissed me on the forehead. “ Okay? ”
“ Okay. ” I agreed as I held him close savoring the alluring scent of his cologne.
Naturally I was like a sugar addict in a candy factory as I ripped through the fifty or so gifts beneath the Christmas tree. As happy as a horny woman with a bag of dicks I surveyed my loot and was genuinely overwhelmed by Logic's generosity. Whoever said that re-gifting was a bad thing?
“ So did you find something to wear? ” Logic sarcastically asked as I sorted my two dozen outfits.
“ Yeah, thanks. So, she was the same size that I am? ” I asked unable to believe that this was merely coincidental.
“ I guess so. Honestly my personal assistant took care of all of the shopping details. I just paid for it. I don't even really know her sizes. So before you think some crazy ass shit... ”
“ I'm not even going to think that you... ”
“ I didn't so just pack crazy back in the box, tie a red bow on it and throw it back beneath the tree. And leave it there. Okay? ” Logic laughed.
“ Don't worry. I'm packing crazy and all of this shit and my crazy ass in my new Mercedes and I ’ m going back to DC . ” I laughed. “ With my five hundred dollar promise ring on my middle finger. ” I said as I gave him the finger. “ How about that ? ”
“ Oh you're real slow and crazy if you think that shits going to happen. ” He laughed as he swept me up in his massive arms and kissed me hard. “ I'm glad I met you Zatoya Waters. ”
“ Not half as glad as I am that I met you, Logic Hart. ” I giggled as he squeezed me tight. “ I'd still be stuck in West Virginia. Thanks for the ride Santa , all of them. ”
Logic chuckled. “ You're more than welcome. ” He said as his soft lips gently pressed against mine before he sweetly kissed me. His kiss was endearing and it made me feel as if I were a, beautiful, imported porcelain doll. Something that I soon discovered that only Logic could do.
“ And I guess I should also thank those two orangutans that orchestrated our per chance rendez- vous. What are their names? ”
“ Oh you're cute. ” He laughed. “ Let me see... If memory serves me correctly, I think their names were Jamar and Tyson. Let me see, Jamar's the broke ass one with the baby mama drama and the big dick. And Tyson is the one with three damn guns. And for the record orangutans were your words not mine. ”
“ Okay that was a good one. You got me there. I do need to thank both of those zoo dwellers for being the dicks that I didn't fathom that they could be. But still... I think we must include the two great apes that were fucking like chimps... Your words, and not mine... In your damn house... That caused you to drive to Nowhere Specific, West Virginia to pick me up. Now, what would their names be? ” I challenged.
Logic chuckled and conceded that I had a point. “ Oh those two primates. Well that would be Mookey and Nakeisha. ”
“ So I know this goes without asking... But this is the era where you'd better ask anyway... Which one was your best friend and which one was your girlfriend? ”
“ That shit ain't even funny. I'm super straight and there's not a thing bi or curious about me. Now, what about you? You