cities” of Minneapolis and St. Paul.
• If you know anything about Milwaukee, you’ll know it’s home to lots of beer breweries; the Milwaukee Brewers seemed like a natural choice.
TONGUE
TWISTERS
The kind you have to say free times thast…tree thimes… Oh, you know what we mean .
• Sixish
• Truly rural.
• Greek grapes.
• Peggy Babcock.
• Flash message!
• Knapsack straps.
• Three free throws.
• Thieves seize skis.
• Fat frogs flying past.
• The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
• Betty better butter Brad’s bread.
• Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop.
• Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
• Moose noshing much mush.
• Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
• The epitome of femininity.
• The myth of Miss Muffet.
• Freshly fried flying fish.
CRIME AND
PUNISHMENT
• How many police officers are there in the United States? About 561,000.
• The most: New York City has more than 30,000 officers.
• The rest: 90% of the nation’s police departments have fewer than 25 officers.
• The FBI has more than 200,000,000 fingerprints on file.
• 70% of all violent crimes are committed by only 6% of the criminal population.
• The results of a lie-detector test are not allowed as evidence in most U.S. courts.
• Shoplifters in the United States pocket $35 million worth of merchandise every day.
• In a police lineup, the suspects are numbered 2 through 9; no one wears the number 1. Why? So no one person looks any guiltier than the others.
• Thefts from vending machines cost the soft-drink industry $100 million a year.
• Out of every six robberies, one involves a robber who knows the victim.
• Most burglaries occur during the daytime.
• In Finland, a man once got a $200,000 speeding ticket. Why? Because in Finland, traffic fines are based on the income of the offender…and the speeder’s family was extremely rich. (They owned a sausage company.)
• In 1985, a woman was accused of stealing a basketball. It turned out that she was pregnant.
• The most common excuse drivers give police officers after they’re caught speeding: “I didn’t see the sign.”
• Have you heard the term “M.O.” on a cop show? It stands for modus operandi , which is Latin for “method of operating.”
• Forensic fact: Police have a special type of wax that can lift a shoe print from snow.
• 53% of people polled believe the police are good at catching criminals.
• Middle children are less likely to end up in prison than first- and last-born children.
• Pink in the clink: There’s a color called “Jailhouse Pink” that’s been proven to soothe angry prisoners—but it only works for about half an hour.
• In 2004 a woman was arrested for trying to pass a $1 million bill at a Wal-Mart in Georgia. (It was fake—there’s no such thing as a $1 million bill.)
• A police sergeant in Texas was fired for taking a soda from the refrigerator in a house he was searching.
BIG CATS
• When cheetahs run, they appear to be flying because most of the time all four feet are off the ground.
• Tigers like to attack from behind. To prevent attacks, farmers in India wear masks with eyes on the back of their heads.
• Snow leopards who live in the Himalayan mountains have such long tails that they can wrap themselves in them for warmth.
• A lion’s muzzle is like a fingerprint—no two have the same pattern of whiskers.
• Lions usually roar in the hours between dusk and dawn.
• Big cats live almost twice as long in captivity as in the wild.
• A lion’s scientific name is Panthera leo , a tiger’s is Panthera tigris .
• A black panther isn’t a separate species: It’s simply a jaguar, leopard, or puma that’s black.
• Mountain lions don’t roar—they whistle or shriek.
• Tigers are the largest members of the cat family, and the Siberian tiger is the largest of them all.
• Cheetahs don’t growl, but they make other kinds of noises,