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ass-prin!”
    John looked at his beautiful wife. He had been caught red handed. “Baby, I’m sorry! I know I was as wrong as tits on a bull… But that’s one pretty girl.”
    “Oh yeah? So what am I?” Hope teased.
    “You, my Lady, are an extraordinarily, breathtakingly beautiful woman.” He flirted as he sampled her lips. And I am a world class ass with a healthy sexual appetite and a jerk for a dick!” Hope rolled her eyes and pulled away from his embrace. “Oh come on baby! I’m a man! Name one straight man on the damn planet who wouldn’t have looked. DAMN! Did you see that bikini?”
    “Shut Up!”
    “Okay, you’re right! Your Honor, I plead guilty as charged and I throw myself on the mercy of the court. Please Your Honor, do not sentence me to death for this misdemeanor. Please charge it to my dick and not my heart!” He pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
    “Just stop! Boy, I’m not tripping over you looking at that little girl.”
    “She does look a little young to be married. How old is she anyway?”
    “I don’t know. She’s older than she looks… I guess, probably somewhere around twenty-two to twenty-four.”
    “I guess that’s not too young to get married. Speaking of which… Why did you elbow me when I invited her and her husband out for a drink? What was that all about?”
    Hope shook her head. “I tried to stop you because the poor little thing was stood up on her wedding day. She didn’t get married. She came on her honeymoon alone so she didn’t have to forfeit the expense of the trip.”
    “No! Ah shit! I didn’t know!”
    “How could you. Hell, I did the same damn thing!”
    “She got jilted at the altar, and my dumbass had to mention her husband. Damn. How does my damn foot keep finding its way into my fat ass mouth today?”
    “I don’t have a clue. But you have no idea how big your mouth is… She was marrying a woman and not a man, so…”
    “No fucking way! She’s a lesbian?”
    “No! See that’s the problem. She’s bisexual.”
    “How can she be bisexual and get married to a woman? Wouldn’t that, by default, make her a lesbian, since she would no longer be available to sleep with men? I don’t get it. How does that work?” John asked utterly confused at this point.
    “I don’t really know for sure… But she said that was the source of their problem. Apparently Quanique loves the dick a hell of a lot more than she loves the pussy. And her fiancé wasn’t about to share her.”
    “I can’t say I blame her.” John chimed in without thinking.
    Hope rolled her eyes. “Keep it up!”
    “Sorry… Just stating the obvious!” He chuckled. “So… Don’t they have strap on dildoes for that very reason? I know it’s a stupid question, but I don’t know the answer, so I got to ask.”
    “Like I’m the damn expert on bisexual and lesbian life?” Hope laughed. “All I know is she wanted the right to get some real life dick in her once or twice a month.”
    “No! Are you serious? See that’s just not going to work. That is just not conducive to a marriage between two women.” John responded as he bought into the gossip fest.
    “Exactly! So she told her fiancé, Jewels, that she had to have her dick along with her clit and Jewels just wasn’t having any of that bullshit! Apparently Jewels was a lesbian. She refused to enter into an open marriage, and she called the whole thing off the day of the wedding.”
    “Oh hell no! Now that’s what lawyers refer to as irreconcilable differences.”
    “Hey tell me about it!” Hope laughed. “I’m laughing, but it actually isn’t funny. She seems like a nice girl. She’s pretty torn up about the whole thing.”
    “So what… I don’t understand… She doesn’t love this woman, Jewels, enough to pledge her fidelity?”
    “According to her, she loves her immensely, but a life without a lick of a warm dick was a deal breaker.”
    “That’s pretty fucked up! She’s young. She’ll recover. So what’s she