center of it. She flipped it open and passed cards to me and Heather.
Of course.
âWow!â said Heather with the same enthusiasm sheâd had for my costume. âThese are really nice. And so professional!â
âAwww, thanks!â said Katie. âI want people to take me seriously.â
I glanced at the card sheâd given me, which I had to admit did look really nice. Her name, her email address, and Fashion Guru were writtenin swirly script meant to look like thread coming off a spool at one end of the card.
âWhat do you think?â Katie asked me.
âItâs great,â I said with a tight smile. I wrote my email address on a Post-it and handed it to her. âI donât have business cards yet.â
âOh, Vanny.â Katie clicked her tongue. âThat just wonât do! Weâll get on that this weekend.â
âYay!â I said, waving a fist that to her probably looked excited but was really holding back some serious rage. âYou said you wanted to see me about the advice-off?â
âYes!â Katie gripped my arms and set me down on the bed. âOnly . . . can we talk in private?â
I glanced at Heather, one of my dearest, closest, lifelong friends, and sent her a telepathic message: Do not leave me alone with this girl!
Heather smiled at us and grabbed her bag. âIâll leave you two alone.â
Clearly, I could cross off mental bond from mylist of best-friend benefits.
As soon as Heather walked out and closed my bedroom door, Katie gasped and put a hand to her chest.
âWhatâs wrong?â I asked. âAre you having a heart attack? Do we need to cancel the advice-off?â
âVanny, what is this piece of gorgeousness?â She reached for the costume on the back of my door.
âOh no!â I got to it before she could and then tucked it back into my closet. âNobody was supposed to see that!â
âAre you kidding? Everybody should see it!â she exclaimed, chasing after me.
I paused and blushed. I had to hand it to Katie. She was an expert at flattery.
âWell, thanks, but itâs a surprise for the Schwartzesâ Halloween party.â
âGotcha,â she said with a wink. âMy lips are double sealed.â
I sighed and sat on my bed. âI hope so. Now, what did you want to say about the advice-off?â
âOh, not much.â Katie twirled her hair dully. âExcept . . .â She clapped her hands against my legs. âVanny! We are going to own it!â
I cocked my head, not remotely as enthused. âYou realize weâre competing against each other.â
âYeah, yeah,â she said with a dismissive wave. âBut weâre also competing against everyone else in the advice-off for ratings!â
âRatings?â I repeated. âThis isnât network TV, Katie. Itâs going to air in every homeroom. People wonât have a choice but to watch us.â
âUmmm.â Katie made a sassy face. âThatâs so not true. The TVs have to be broadcasting us, yes, but the kids in the classroom donât have to watch.â
âGood!â I said. âThe less the better! Or have you already forgotten? Stage fright?â I gestured to myself.
âYes, but youâll get over it,â she said. âThis is our chance to make a name for ourselves.â
âI already have a name,â I said. âItâs Va nessa .â I emphasized the ending.
âVanny!â Katie rolled her eyes, completely oblivious. âYou donât take your career seriously enough. No website, no business cards, no drive to be in the public eye.â
âIâm twelve,â I pointed out. âIâll have plenty of time to get in the public eye later.â
âBut why not start now? Canât you see the headline?â Katie stood and held her hands open above her head. ââVanessa Jenkins: Middle-School
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