need a rest, a change of climate. You need hospital treatment, he said. I went to him three times, and the third time he told me what I had. It was only a word to me then, a pretty word like a girlâs name, Leukemia, Leukemia Smith, Leukemia Ann Johnston. Chronic myeloid leukemia, he said. He didnât tell me I was dying. But I knew, I knew. He never sent me a bill.
âLoftus,â Cordwink said.
Loftus jerked his head up. âYes, sir.â
âGo on. You were saying?â
âIâoh, yes. Yes. I saw Mrs. Barkeley once when I went to the doctorâs office. She was in the yard raking up leaves.â
âDid you talk to her?â
âNo, oh no. I just passed by.â
âDid she notice you?â
âI donât think so.â
âHave you ever talked to her?â
âJust on Saturday night, thatâs the only time.â
Cordwink turned to the deputy he had brought with him, a young intense-looking man in a tweed suit. âDun- lop, youâre getting all this down?â
âYes, sir,â Dunlop said. ââJust on Saturday night, thatâs the only time.ââ
âWhen Mrs. Barkeley came into the bar, Loftus, did you recognize her?â
âOf course. Sheâs a very pretty woman.â
âWhat was the name of the bar?â
âItâs in there, in my confession.â
âTell me anyway.â
âSamâs Café.â
âAre you sure? I thought it was Joeâs.â
Loftus shook his head. âIt was Samâs. If youâre trying to confuse me, you canât. I remember everything very clearly. I only had one drink, a beer. I was just finishing it when Mrs. Barkeley came up to the bar and sat down beside me. This is all written down, but I suppose you want me to reÂpeat it, just to test me, is that it?â
âGo on.â
âShe smiled at me and said hello. I was flattered, thinkÂing she might have remembered me. Then I saw how drunk she was, eyes glassy and out of focus, and her smile not real at all, just sort of painted on like a dollâs smile.â
âWhat else did she say?â
âYou mean her exact words?â
âYes.â
Loftus thought a moment. âShe said, âGod, this place stinks.ââ
Meecham made a sound like a laugh and covered it with a cough. Cordwink turned and stared at him. âIs someÂthing amusing you, Meecham?â
âNo.â Meecham coughed again. âI have a slight cold.â
âIs that a fact? Dunlop.â
âYes, sir,â Dunlop said.
âRead that back. Mr. Meecham wants a good laugh.â
Dunlop bent over his notes. ââGod, this place stinks.ââ
âThere. Is it as funny as you thought it was, Meecham?â
Meecham looked as if he intended to make a sharp reply but he held it back. âNo.â
âAll right then. What else did Mrs. Barkeley say to you, Loftus?â
âShe said she wanted a drink but sheâd left her purse in the car. I bought her a beer. She had just started to drink it when Margolis came in. He was an impressive-looking man. Iâd seen him before at the county hospital where I go for my X-ray treatments and shots. His firm was building the new T.B. wing and he used to hang around a lot, talking to the nurses. Margolis remembered me too. Iâm quite aâfreak.â He looked down at the floor. âMargolis asked Mrs. Barkeley to leave. She said she didnât want to go home, and why didnât all three of us go to another place for a drink. Margolis humored her. When she started for the door he said I was to come along and heâd give me a lift home. I accepted. I wanted a lift home, but there was more to it than that. I was excited, thrilled as a high-school kid at suddenly becoming a part of all thatâglamor, I guess youâd call it. I didnât realize until we got out to the car that offering me a lift home
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