People made a wider circle around her than they seemed to be making around Arthur Finster. Only Sarah Nash, piling her plate high with salad and pasta, seemed unperturbed at standing next to him. âSo much for the rumor that youâre anorexic,â said Arthur.
âSo much for the rumor that you canât pronounce words of more than one syllable,â Sarah said. âI heard you followed Brandy into the ladiesâ room and offered her a contract on a book exposing Charley Best.â
âActually, it was the menâs room,â he said, biting into a miniature pizza. A string of the cheese hung between his teeth and the crust in his hand. âI think sheâs a transvestite.â
âAre there no depths to which you wonât sink?â
âAt least I donât betray my friends,â he said.
âThatâs because you donât have any.â
There was a huge tray of guacamole molded into the shape of a Mexican hat, a bowl at its base filled with blue corn chips. âIs it all right to eat this?â Lila Darshowitz asked no one in particular.
âOnly if youâre not kosher,â said Arthur.
âWhereâs that guy with the wine,â Lila said, loading her plate, spooning the chunky green paste into her mouth in what would have been fistfuls, had she used her hands.
âGarçon!â Arthur snapped his fingers in the air. A waiter headed for them, bringing a tray with wine.
âYouâre being pretty solicitousâ¦â Sarah murmured under her breath, â⦠for a guy who murdered her son.â
âHe ODâd, and the whole town knows it.â
âHe was clean,â Sarah said.
âHe was a driven man with compulsive habits.â Arthur ate another pizza, licked his fingers, took another. âMaterialistic and greedy.â
âAnd youâre here to make the world a better place. A safe haven for literacy.â
âAt least I didnât publish O.J. books. Or juror books. Or Faye Resnick books.â
âOnly because Michael Viner got there first.â
He drew himself up to his full height, which was still eight inches shorter than Sarahâs. âI am in competition with no one.â
âYouâre forgetting Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, and Sleazy.â
âI like red,â Lila said to the waiter. âSave yourself a trip. Bring two.â She handed him her empty glass, then wolfed a calzone. A piece of the spinach fell on her dress.
âThat poor woman,â Kate observed from where she was standing. âSheâs spilling things all over her dress.â
âHow can you tell?â asked Wilton.
âI really have to talk to her.â
âWhat for?â asked Perry.
âI have a project. An idea.â
âWhat about the unpublished Fitzgerald?â Perry said. âWhen can I get a look at that?â
âNever,â Kate said.
âAw, come on. Youâre just playing hardball. Trying to make me more interested. Well, itâs working.â He put his hand on her shoulder.
She took it off.
âOkay,â he said. âWhatâs your price?â
âThere is no price,â she said.
âHow about if I optioned both of them. Grandpaâs and yours.â
âYou donât even know what mine is.â
âSo tell me.â
âSheâs going to examine the life of Larry Drayco,â Wilton said. âSearch it out for meaning.â
âForget it,â said Zemmis, and went to get a drink.
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Mortimer Schein, who was shortly to produce the duchessâs clothing line, felt awkward at parties, especially this one. There was no question it was a party. Entertainment Tonight and the E cable channel were both covering it, even though someone was screaming at their minicams that they had no respect.
Mortimer, or Mort, as he was called by his friends, who were mostly still in New York and East Hampton,