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they’re naughty with it! 17
    Yours,
    Bob
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: A proposal
    Dear Mr Servant,
    Yes I understand your worries but do not worry in this case because I am a Barrister of course so this is legal and just. This is excellent Bob and I can confirm you are now the front runner to be the main benefi ciary of this will minus our administration fees which as normal will have to be paid first. They are very low, only $200, OK?
    Yours faithfully,
    Mike Christopher
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Phone
    Barrister Mike,
    $200 is a drop in the bloody ocean. During Dundee’s Cheeseburger Wars I’d earn that much by putting my shoes on and the same again for brushing my hair.
    Listen, It might be quicker to talk over the phone. Would you mind calling me?
    Yours,
    Bob
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: I will call
    Yes of course I will call you at my expense Bob just send the number
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Phone Number
    OK are you ready?
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Give me the number
    Yes I am ready.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Here we go
    0
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: RE: Here we go
    Hello Bob I think that did not come through please send it again.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: RE: Here we go
    0
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Not coming through
    That did not come through again sorry Bob please send again.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Seems fine my end
    4
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Not right
    Bob this is not correct I am not getting the full number please check that you are sending it.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: RE: Not right
    4
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: RE: Not right
    Bob what is this? You are not sending your number properly I am only getting one number through a 0 and now 4s what is this?
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Eh?
    I don’t quite understand your problem, I’m sending it through. 0044 is the code for the UK. Next bit:
    1
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Send the whole number
    What are you saying to me Bob? You’re sending me the number one at every time? Why would you do this Bob just send the whole thing.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Security
    Mike,
    As I told you I am worried about Internet security. Please give me the respect I deserve.
    3
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: RE: Security
    This is too stupid but OK. 004413 come on
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: 8
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Got it
    0044138 OK more
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: 2
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: More needed
    00441382 more
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: 2
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: send the rest now
    004413822 more
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: 2
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: RE: 2
    0044138222 more
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Mike Christopher
    Subject: Hang on
    Sorry I’ve lost my thread a bit. I think I’ve gone a bit heavy on the 2s. Would you mind reading back what I’ve sent so far?
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    From: Mike Christopher
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: OK here
    0044138222 send the rest.
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    From: Bob